at the start of the global stock market sell off during october, a number of stock exchanges closed their doors in an effort to halt the crash. russia and indonesia were two of a handful who thought this might be a good idea.
as it turns out, it wasnt exactly the brightest move.
after closing for a […]

according to bloomberg.
thank you Ansam
apparently it is closed until november the 17th which is the date that the court will convene again.
so yay! me,… 3 day weekend!!!
whoohoo!
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there are no trades tacking place or going thru right now.
and the website isnt loading.
i know the courts were meant to decide today on whether or not they would close the KSE.
it looks like they might have closed it down.
oy vey,….
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I’ve been encountering many liars lately, and not any type of liars, the type that lies to you and you’d figure out they’re lying, tell them, and yet they still continue their lie.

I don’t know if it’s a normal reaction, but as soon as I face such a person/situation, my blood starts boiling and I get an urge to hit that person in the face and knock a few teeth.
Whether the situation involved

Had a headache today , friend of mine adviced to use ‘Tiger Balm’ . He said it was the best thing ever, even if you apply it to the stomach during ramadan the ‘hunger pain’ dies … ( what ever that means ) anyways I’m sure most of you guys are familia…

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step 1:
do you have the papers from the 5th of november?
well go get it and no dilly dallying around!
what are you waiting for?
chop chop!
step 2:
now head on over to ebay and auction them off like a bunch of other quite clever people are doing.
1 copy of the Obama edition of just about any newspaper is […]

 
I think hotels are starting to miss the point behind the "Do Not Disturb" sign we place at the room doors. Last night I placed the sign on my hotel room aiming for a long relaxing sleep; the next day a phone call wakes me up with a woman on the other end asking me […]

“a muslim in the white house! whoohoo!”
“an arab is in the white house whoohoo!”
oy vey,…
congratulations obama, you ran a good race and deserved to win.
and thank you for showing me just how surrounded with idiots i am.
its time to get some fresh air.
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My homeboy Nooruddeen , who is the part time ‘ Farrash’ at our work place asked me if i had ‘wasta’ to get him the VIVA line because he was too busy to stand in the que. I asked him what was wrong with his Zain line? He said “All my friends have regist…

Woke up this morning to realise that the world has changed. Barrack Obama is the new President Elect and Good old John Wayne lost the race in a landslide. Anyways , not that it makes any difference ( Barrak Obama or John McCain eitherway we are doomed …

As america votes, many people around the world are voting too.
its like global american idol, only in this reality show the one that bullshits the best gets a planet earth to play with for 4 years. but atleast on this show, we dont have to put up with hours upon hours of ryan seacrest.
unless youre […]

Ate something , after eating i realized that it was stale because i started to puke.( i want to kill my maid for this ) But still had to rush because it was getting late to work . ( i have the shop keys) . Drank coffee, ate a croisant, ate moxale, ate …

they walked out again today, just as i was picking up my coffee.
i managed to preserve their moronitude for ever and ever on youtube.
serves them right for disturbing my morning cupa joe.
ooh and one guy had a bullhorn,…
so he could yell extra loud,…
appreciate the irony:
a guy who made a decision to trade the market,…
loses money,…
decides […]

run my lovelies,….
not being leveraged is a wonderful thing.
Posted in idiots, investing, kse, kuwait, speculation, stock market      

I think my car is magnet. Since morning i have had four instances where people try to cut lane as if my car was pulling them to my lane .And i have been a bitch this morning given some bad things that happend to me with a imposter last night .I want to…

I was cleaning up my computer … look what i found. BTW this was in May .

according to the 4th Ring Road blog the sheep are demonstrating again at the KSE.
lets get this right, they are demonstrating against themselves panicing, and the government not helping them to not panic.
why should you not pity them?
well, most of them dont trade to put food on their tables. infact quite a few actually collect […]

Wilson has this (bad) habit of pouncing on me. Whenever i am inside the ’store room’ during my tea break or whatever , he would hide like a tiger and pounce on me , Honestly it scares the shit out of me. Every single time . I have warned him several ti…

Kungfu nights continued today also , i’m sure something is in the air. Just now there was a catfight near the Bridge. But this time all the boys were cheering for them.yaaaaaaaay ! * fist in the air*

Today is fight night or what ?The mall is full of youngster wanting to kill each other. Witnessed a massive fist fight near the “dome”, end of which one pulled a dagger ( was it plastic?) threatening the other. Luckily though security intervened. After…

So this two legged cow in her robust dress and the Givenchy bag with calf no 1 and calf no2 on each side entered my showroom. The reason i call her cow is because she was eating chewing gum *tchitak tchitak* , even the cows would be embarrassed to hear…

a few of the “sophisticated” so called “investors” on the KSE have banded together in typical bovine  fashion,…
and they are petitioning the courts to suspend the KSE until the world calms down a bit.
in the current climate of uncertainty, its good to see that some things never change.
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I came home and found ‘fish’ in the pond . My maid left it for me. I don’t understand why/how people are so forgetful to flush their goodies. The worst part is its not the first time i found fish in the pond, but never told her out of respect,… but i…

Entering Salmiya during Eid holidays is a nightmare as you all know it . I was late to work so i was speeding at 15kmph * duh * . Near Al Salam building i found the signal to be green , but strangley though the car ahead of me stopped . Now who da spuc…

its not going well.
they’ve voted against it.
in an effort to stay popular with their voters they’ve killed the bill.
watch the world go into a tailspin,…
its not going to be pretty at all.
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Got a SMS from My nephew who lives in India ” Are you watching the news? The world will end today” its said . I was bit puzzled , replied to him ” Not watching the news lately , whats happening ?”He replied ” Experiment in Switzerland , if it fails we …

judging from the sheer number of spam i’ve received over the past few days, it looks like even spammers have been hit hard and are having to work over time.
its refreshing to see such lowly scum working extra hours to keep the kids fed,…
who knew they had such great work ethics.
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At work , our Bangaladeshi Cleaner and Newbie ‘Norbit’ are always at a war. Somehow Jamaal ( Farrash ) doesnt like Norbit . From the time he has joined work Jamaal keeps saying repeatedly ” Kumastaka” ( “Hello” in Tagalog ) he thinks its kind of insu…

I was at the Avenues this eveing , there was a huge comotion , turns out to be fight , at first it looked like grown up men were cuddling each other , at a closer look they were wrestling each other . Some others were ‘mosh pitting’ . I mean they mi…

ever wonder how your neighbours can afford to buy a new car every year or so even tho they only have average jobs, or even good but not super spectacular jobs?
they must be loaded right?
well,…. not necessarily.
overheard in a cafe:
a: you should see my new car its sweet as!
b: didnt you get a new car […]

some people should not be allowed to operate computers, or cars, or anything more complex than a plastic baby spoon.

from today’s arabtimes,… in like a lil tiny corner:

DUBAI  (AFP) - A Saudi judge who served as head of an Islamic court has been arrested in the Gulf emirate of Dubai on charges of possessing and using drugs, a newspaper reported on Monday.
Hamad Salim bin Naif, who served as head of a sharia (Islamic […]

Yesterday i witnessed something new ( in Q8) . There were these four totally wacky kids , may be 13 ‘eve teasing’ every girl in MM. They wanted the ‘ halawa’ ( ofcourse why anyone else will go to the Mall? ) . Anyways , this lady passed by and she was …

bravo!
its good to see the religious police cracking down on pet shop owners selling “marital” and “dating” aides disguised as cats and dogs. for too long, young men and women have been getting it on while their pets are busy sniffing each others asses!
the streets will be “clean” once again,…. no more “immoral behaviour” like […]

Greed is the root of all Evil, once said Buddha.. too bad he was greedy to attain enlightenment and hence abandoned his wife and son which is entirely different story… , As i was walking down the valley of shadow of death.. wait cancel that… as …

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Just a quick word … I don’t like to be tailgated. I depise people who do that, i believe people who tailgate are self centred who lack respect for fellow human being . I also believe tailgating is equallent of sniffing someones ass.Enough said,Today …

the scenario to come:
warplanes, most likely of israeli origin, swoop down and take out iran’s “peaceful” nuclear reactors.
pilots go “shalom!” and break out the creamcheese bagels for their flight home.
and then?
the question on everyone’s mind is not whether or not a strike will occur, but rather “when” and “what the fuck will the iranians do?”
according […]

arab democracy fails because,…
you fail.
more specifically,…
you fail to realise that each vote carries with it a responsibility to use that vote wisely,… for tomorrow! not for today, not for this afternoon, and certainly not for tonight when youre pretty sure you wont leave a tip for the waitress cos you need to save money for […]

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Prolouge : My Maids Son in Law got deported because he was sleeping with Some kaddama , now that he is back home he is beating my maids daughter, and she is calling my maid everyday.. fed up with all this my maid decieds not to carry the mobile.. which…

this afternoon,…
while i was enjoying an afternoon nap,….
on the couch,….
in front of the tv,…
i was very rudely awakened,….
.
.
.
by the sound of my own snoring.
………………..

mo’ money, mo’ money,
write off our loans!
mo’ money, mo’ money,
write off our loans!
so the mp’s are headed back into parliament to demand yet another KD50 salary + pension increase and the debt write off.
haha, sweet!
thats even more government oil money that wont be wasted on the future generation, and i wont have to wait for […]

So i woke up to another fuckin day to see the sight of a Arab Kid running with a pelt gun … wanting kill that stooopid Kat.. Poor thing took shelter behind the groceries.. bang …. bang… Bang more fuckin bang …. while the bakalawala stood there …

Its sad that innocent people die for no reasons because some idiot thinks he is doing the right thing for what ever stupid cause he is fighting, Recently something like that happened in the Indian State of Rajasthan’s Capital Jaipur. Hundreds of them d…

If I get just 1 MORE  sms from Dr. Mohammad Al Kandary I will call the numbers he had in his campaign and scream my head off. How did they get my number anyway? And eshfee mo shayef khair chinna awal wa7id idish il majlis! Kho khalesat il intekhabat!!!
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A couple of days ago I noticed that every post I read on a wordpress blog (including my latest post) has some “Possibly related posts” at the bottom. They are totally unrelated and stupid, plus, they are from other people’s blogs. If they annoy you as much as they annoy me, then you can disable […]

1- With news of a global rise in food prices, riots because of said food prices, oil hitting even higher highs, a schizophrenic media who one week decides so and so is going to win and the subprime thing is over,… while the next week its someone else who’s got it locked down and the […]

I was broke and jobless for 4months, then found a job, it was OK , made a few friends , one of them was Wilson. Wilson was the cashier of the showroom, middle aged ,probably in his early 40’s. He was full of life, tiny but quick and good at words, alth…

Remember Boxing day Tsunami of 2004? 225,000 people died in a matter of few hours and millions were made homeless … But this Chinese Tharsh Bag Company thinks otherwise …i was like WTF?I wonder why the UN didn’t send these women some thrash bags to…

The most lonley / boring / stupid people are those who go ‘window shopping’ to a mall on a Friday morning .

Idiot #1- Black “Animal”:
I liked your picture , and would like to start somethin with you :). If you are interested on me just send me a message.
Idiot doesn’t even have his name in his profile, an ugly ass picture, and he thinks I might be interested in starting something.
Idiot #2: Blue […]

 
I have three questions to the idiots who put their phone numbers on their cars hoping that girls would call them:
1) Are you really that desperate?
2) Do you really want to talk to a girl who is even more desperate (and pathetic) than you are that she dialed a number from the back of a […]

Enigma’s post reminded me of something , the other day , Thursday to be precise, Being the virtual mating day for all the ovulating boys and girls and Marina being the rendezvous point , teenage boys and girls were running here and there, ( this remind…

Remember the dickhead who used to honke in ungodly hours to wake us up? Well he has settled down and honks no more, but we are facing a even serious menace, some kids are setting up bonfires with construction wood , right below my building and one of …

Usually when i wake up i get from right side, YES ! i am superstious at times, but today i got up from my left, and said ‘i’m screwed’. Well it was true, first my increment is delayed, may be they are holding back because i was on vacation, second MIL …

It was fun, and nothing but fun, Its been a week i’ve joined work ,The part timer ( temp) and the Nepali guard and me are having a ball of time. Them being the best buds and me being the translator. I had some good moments when i had to explain to the …

I spotted this idiot who just decided to stop in the middle of the highway, in front of the whole world, drop his pants, and just go!! disgusting idiots.

Indian News channels go one step ahead, Rakhi Sawant one of the Item Girl of Bollywood broke up with her BF few days ago , and today on V-day all the major news channels interupted regular news to show them patch up. Apparently they broke up because th…

OK finally i stopped using stat counter and opted for google analytics.. figured out by myself how to attach the codetag and had it running . It is new to me so i was checking the contents of it and there was a shocker i can’t belive my effing eyes tha…

The door bell rang , i cursed the guy ( thinking it was Pepsi vendor ) peeped in to the hole , it was Raziya , our ex-maid . Although i was in two minds to open the door or not, i opened the door. After a bit of Salam’s and alaikums , she said she came…

Rayboy wrote about Yiaco Apollo and it triggerd a whole lot of painful memories , thought i will never write about it. But truth is truth and as they say ” the truth shall set you free” . i am writing here something which is true . I write keeping God …

You know something…. I find it strange enough that someone in his righteous mind would choose to have his BMW X5 painted in PINK!! But that might be a pure matter of taste.
 

 However…………

Like the pink color wasn’t enough, he brags about how real a man he is for loving pink!! And just to seal the […]

Why some people are plain idiots ? There are two tenants in my building who have plants on the window , which are not secure , couple of days ago wind was blowing hard and one of the flower pots fell down , luckily it was night time and no one got inju…

I bought 5 tins of Infant milk powder from the Salmiya Co-op . That was yesterday. But AJ was refusing to drink the milk , I figured out that the milk powder was almost near expiry and wouldn’t dilute properly so he was crying the whole night . First…

There is this annoying service which Wataniya users have- you send an SMS and you request a reply. Three different people sent me messages requesting replies. Shtaboon? I’ll reply in my own good time! Shal 7anna el zayda!
And while I’m at it, has anyone noticed the new voice that talks when you call an MTC […]

Tom Cruise as you never seen before , totally brainwashed and a bigger dickhead than he already is .. With Oscars just around the corner this vid must win him and O-Scar .

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SPEED, the radio program on Marina FM, entertains me during my daily half an hour ride from work to home. However the program takes long commercial breaks within the hour they broadcast (chi ching).
One the commercials they keep playing is one for Wataniya Telecom in which a man notices his wife and daughter talking […]

Scenario : 8am ,Bumper to bumper traffic near Avenues ( Ikea turn) .. Me and my wife ( look at the baby ticker on the right) ,im careful as i can be . Traffic is moving at 1/2KM/hour . Two cars somehow shove infront of me , i let em cz last thing i wan…

He got the paint, and now he stuck the name on it. This guy’s dream has finally came true and he was able to completely turn his car to his favorite chocolate bar, Cadbury!!
Its so fun to have these guys around :) 

Now that the dust has settled from the previous post, time for some Idiots sightings. My good friend MSB visited Kuwait a while back and emailed me a photo of the back of one of our idiots’ car. I hope you SMIL’ed for him
 
SMIL FOR MY Baby
You know, never mind how stupid the […]