This is the EXACT meaning of the word OVERBOOKING !!!!

Child elopers’ Africa plan foiled Two German children - aged five and six - have been stopped by police from eloping to Africa to tie the knot in the sun, reports say. The budding lovebirds, identified as Mika and Anna-Lena, packed bathing costumes, …

جلـست ذاك يـوماً مغيماً .. تحوم الغيوم فوق رأسي .. اراها من خلف الدريشة .. أو الشباك بلهجة اخرى الدايت بيبسي بيساري والعياذ بالله .. والماوس بي…

MacaholiQ8 just commented on my last post and I have to share this with you! Here is what he had to say:We call that type of trucks “WANATE” because the first model ever arrived in Kuwait had a license plate with the number “18″… Which brings up t…

Dear God. This. This.

Well this officially sets the tone for WTF’s of 2009. Please explain this…

So Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie, kissed the Israelis and didn’t cry……idiot again, has finally spoken out against the massacre in Gaa…..to condemn Hamas for their act of terror.
This is the kind of guy who would have thought Hitler’s invasion of Poland was just a field trip.
      

Sorry to get so graphic, but can anyone explain to me why, when on holiday in the UK we are visiting the bathroom at least 4 or 5  times a day, but while in Kuwait we visit maximum 2 or 3?
I mean how much waste material can one human body create within 12 hours?It can’t […]

Here is one from my four year old at breakfast yesterday…..
”Mama, take the skin off the head of the toast please…..”
(Got it?
No?
Remove the crusts….)
      

I have never had new year resolutions but this year I have one, and it’s “Keep on without Shesha”. Yes, I didn’t mention this before but I have managed to quit shesha two months ago even without another Operation Rehab and now I am determined to keep i…

”The Arab Economic and Social Summit, to be hosted in Kuwait on January 10-20, comes at a critical time amid a global financial and monetary crisis and sensitive key items on the Arab integrated development agenda, a Syrian economists said yesterday.”
There are rumours that to cut down on early morning and lunchtime traffic there will […]

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This is basically a movie put together using some mod, and directed with some fanfiction written by some little kid. It’s narrated by some dude. It’s hilarious! There’s a part two as well. I watch it at least twice a day. The laughed overed quickly though because John Freeman yelled “LOOK OUT BRO!” and pointed […]

It’s a beautiful morning here in Kuwait.. It’s sunny and we’re all relaxed at home, probably because the siblings are still sleeping! No action expect my monkeys cats acting out.
Tidbits and stories behind them:
1. Tidbit one: Why did my mom beat the crap out of me in front of people!!?
Story: It was a dream, actually […]

بعد ساعة ..تبدأ سنة جديدة ..سنة بدايتها تأزيم ..ونهايتها تأزيم ..مثل ماانتهت اللي قبلها ..وبنظل على هالحال ..وادعوا .. لاتصير هالحال اردى هالسن�…

A mixed race couple who had a twin ‘of each colour’ seven years ago have defied the odds by doing the same thing again!
Dean Durrant, 33, and Alison Spooner, 27, of Fleet, Hampshire, have had another set of twin girls with different coloured skin.
Miya has her father’s black skin and Leah is white like her […]

Hot on the heels of the BA rubbish airline, Kuwait Airways have come up with another winner for the Xmas season. ”Fly with us and watch engines explode…..”
Mark on 248am.com is reporting this story this morning. It kind of beats my lost luggage…..read on :
” I was on Kuwait Airways flight 542 from Cairo to […]

“Dozens of the world’s wealthiest lost billions in recent months, yet these 10 distinguish themselves for some of the biggest flops. But they lost more than money. Some lost board seats. Several faced margin calls. A couple got in trouble with the law. All suffered hits to their reputations.”( Forbes).
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Number 7 and 4 are my favorites. [YouTube]

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A FAMILY CHRISTMAS
Jeez’ it’s cold out.
Sure it’s colder than last year.
Make me a hot ‘drink’.
Is the heat on yet? Put the bin out- the blue one.
Real butter with Mother’s Pride and raspberry jam.
Did you do the lottery this week?
It’s about 6 in the morning it would freeze ya’.
Is that turkey moist enough?
Pass the cranberry sauce.
Still […]

I have just spent 15 minutes trying to unleash ”Kianna’ teen doll from her stylish wardrobe box. What is the story with those little metal plastic wires that bind all toys to the packaging nowdays? Is there any need for them? Just when you think you have untied ( sawn apart ) one, the damn toy […]

So unfair…so so unfair is the call of everyone I come across when you get a weekend holiday break, and then one working day, and then one holiday, and then 2 working days, and then
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Couple arrested in Christmas Day brawl over video game.
Oh my God, I started laughing from beginning to end on this article. What if these two conspired to add one more person to the world? Can you imagine the stupidity and lack of rationale? I can’t stop grinning! Haha, oh GOD!

Michelle Palmer’s beach buddy was hitting the headlines today back in the UK ( he flew in on Christmas Eve-hope he didn’t try for the Mile High Club on his way over), insisting that they were just cuddling and being overly affectionate in Dubai. No sex please, we’re British sort of thing.
Come off it mate- […]

As the temperature here today in my part of the UK ( on Xmas hols) slips below zero in daytime, and the frost leaves the roofs, car windows and gardens white, I say a huge thank you to Fahaheel Bazaar for the long white winter underwear we bought two weeks ago- never was dinar nous […]

Today I read an interesting article on Bazaar magazine by Josh Levin. It was about aXXo, the most famous online torrent uploader who is best known for high quality DVD movie rips.The article was very well written and full of information but that’s not …

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Today’s Daily Mail listed this as the most searched advert on the internet………………here you go, the famous Cadbury’s Gorilla

I just got a PM from a colleague telling how she was man handled at Al Rihab centre a few days ago.
Apparently the coffee salesperson grabbed her by the shirt / coat collar. She, in retaliation, bit him/her…..the coffee person filed an assault report and it was all taken ‘to the police station’…….read on for […]

Watch this and you will:

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**************** My Kids hate this car “the Veggies truck”, they dont even like to look at it whenever we drive next to it.. Can you guess why? LoL xDlike I always say..”time” is my enemy

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Check out the Antenna .. spotted today by a friend .. and don’t think about asking me because I have NO IDEA !!!

Denis Leary is the coolest. [Link]

Love this picture taken in Kuwait- Christmas Arab style………..

More funny videos like the “Bawling Sorority Girl” at Heavy.com

We got this from our family friend, ’Pele’. It says .. what to do when you ‘re bored or tired at work! Try it out.

As a warm up, let’s do some  Tai Chi

I travelled up to my home city for the first time in about ten years yesterday.We took the train and saw ‘’sheeps” and arrived into the hustle and bustle that is New Belfast. We stopped off at Robinsons ( established 1895) and had lunch and then headed down to the City hall, where my four […]

Look out! He’s behind you!Oh no he isn’t! Oh yes he is!
Sorry, getting carried away there in the excitement of it all. We just got back from our train trip up to the city to see the Christmas pantomime, Mother Goose. What a laugh.I have nver seen one before and it really was a hoot.
 
Happy […]

This is hilarious. Especially when they do the bum slap.
      

Thanks DJF

Anyone interested to buy the shoe that has been thrown at George W. Bush? guess what.. over 300,000 pairs have been ordered of which 120,000 from Iraq only!
The shoes thrown last week at U.S. President George W. Bush have provided an unexpected windfall for the shoemaker who made them.
Sales of the shoes made famous by […]

This made my day. You have to watch this, it’s hella funny. Jack Black, Margaret Cho, Kathleen Najimy are in it. Plus, many more.
      

1. Dock it - Dodge it like our good ol’ friend uncle “Push” as some people pronounce the Bs “P”s mesh fahme leish
2. Take it like a man and throw it back with full force accompanied with this mega huge smile on the face that makes the foe wonder: “Is this woman high!?”
3. Take […]

@@ ! I don’t get why they are asking for peoples’ opinion on this! I do not understand why they have to put their pics like that! Is it because of religion? Because from the names you can tell. Hmm.. why in a newspaper!? When I saw it I was like “What did those two […]

كشفت شركة سوني مؤخرا النقاب عن لعبة جديد لجهاز البلي ستيشن الثالث تدعى ازمها وهذه اللعبه مستوحاة من البيئه السياسية الكويتيه وهي موجهه لل�…

We’ve all seen these stuff right!? “Shmexy” Syrian lingerie invading markets like crazy and it bedazzles me how popular they are! Some things are really good (no not the feathery stuff), cotton products that are cheap and durable yet every time I pass by such shop I just steal glances of the weird garments they […]

Sigur Rós seem like they had a really bad day or they are just not friendly at all.
      

loooool ana kint ray7a a9lee wela achof alwan t7at el qanfaa ethahir min el dresha 9ar small rainbow 3ad shawgneeee chan ayeb el camera oo a76ha bil floor oo achkchikk hehehe :p

- The most amazing home videos are here
This is soooo funny .. He was so sure of himself and this is the result !!!!

I am a little bit irked this morning ……………….as you know, I had my mobile stolen and so I am borrowing  a cousin’s. It was one day behind and this almost made me miss the first dy back at work this week as the calendar was wrong. So this morning, I get up as usual at […]

Reported to have a broken arm and broken ribs………………….
      

I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe. Watch it…
      

 
I’ve got this by email, and i dont know if its true or not. they said that Zain logo stolen from Ziba a “kham” company from japan , so the question is who stole who ?  :)))))

I will be “hopping” along as well !
يا علكم ال شاقول ! دبحتونا بالحر… ريحتنا طلعت

Yes, Coffee Republic for lunch. One HUGE club!

Today’s music boys n’girls:
1. Fragma [ Toca’s Miracle ]
2. Hussam Habib <3 [ Gowwa el alb ]
3. T.I [ Whatever you like ]
4. UB40 [ Kingston Town ]
5. Kings of Leon [ […]

Cute family right?
PLEASE check out this link and find out what is their story.
I have nothing to say, except that this is very weird/funny!!!
Source: MSNbc

Hilarious!

The biggest Swiss Army knife ever produced is Swiss. It contains no fewer than 87 tools offering 141 functions. This XXL toolbox is manufactured by Wenger in Delémont, Jura Mountain, Switzerland. The Guinness World Records judges have just awarded it the title of “Most multifunctional penknife”.
It has seven blades, three types of pliers, three golf […]

You know sometimes, I like to browse through just random wordpress blogs, I came across this today..
Yes, I know, everyone has their own opinion. But this… this man is just an idiot.
http://unreasonablefaith.com/2008/12/15/santa-vs-god/
Posted in Writing   Tagged: blogging, christmas, Entertainment, funny, God, humor, idiots, jokes, Life, Men, Personal, random, religion, Santa, Thoughts, Women, wordpress    […]

I love this song ….. it’s so beautiful.
Posted in Writing   Tagged: Arabic, Entertainment, funny, humor, Life, Love, Music, Personal, thought, Thoughts, Women   

Obviously because of the pain in my mouth and ear…..OH and eye, I can’t sleep.. so it’s 6am, and MBC MAX just started showing ‘What a girl wants’…. it looks cheesily good..
Amanda Bynes is such a great actress so should be interesting
Posted in Writing   Tagged: 17th, america, Art, Entertainment, funny, girls, humor, Life, Love, […]

What a cutie.
      

I would most certainly learn to better.
Wouldn’t you?
Next time it could be a
      

Naming issues? Try full ginger seeds as “Ginger Powder” at Shaab Coop.

http://www.sockandawe.com/
Try this- better than Nintendo.
”Can we do it again?” asked my 6 year old.
      

Right Appearanceأيمن الظواهري Ayman Al Dawahiri***Constructive Bomberمعمر القذافيMa’amar Al Qaddafi***Victorious Jellyfishناصر قنديلNasser Kandeel***Michael lend a handميشال عونMichelle Oun***Lantern the Humpback…

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I went downstairs trying to find something to do, but there was nothing there but the fridge, so I opened the fridge and thought about having some kebab, I told the cook to cook some kebab with tomato, bell pepper and stuff like that. What I had in mind was normal kebab, not cut in […]

How can you not workout after that?
      

some reporter guy threw his shoe at president bush during his speech in Iraqthat guy either has a lot of guts, or is really stupid

Just got this spam e mail…………….he needs an English teacher rather than an investor.
”Dear friend
    we are the HAIXING company.Here is our website XXXX.com   . we mainly sell electrical product .such as digital cameras, mobile, LCD TV, xbox, Laptops, DV, Mp4, GPS, and so on. All items come with 12months international warranty.
    The Christmas […]

An unfortunate series of events………………A horse and carriage kept love and marriage apart when a bride was almost killed as she travelled to the church.
The nag pulling the wedding carriage of 29-year-old Sophie Clarke was spooked on the way to the ceremony.
The jolt threw the driver and his assistant from their seats, but Miss Clarke […]

The population of my home country is 51 million.
21 million are retired.
That leaves 30 million to do the work.
There are 19 million at school.
That leaves 11 million to do the work.
2 million are unemployed and 4 million are employed by the government to look after us.
That leaves 5 million to do the work.
One million are […]

فخر الاعلام الكويتي بهاللقاء يتجلى ،، اتمنى تلحقون عليه ،، اصور تغني عن الحديث بالشكل ،، و محتوى اللقاء شي خارج المعقول

This is hilarious, but the poor sod who did it is in custody.