Archive for March, 2006

IBM G96 FOR SALE

Friday, March 31st, 2006
Hey People!I've got an IBM G96 Monitor FOR SALE.

Max Resolution is 1600×1200 @ 75Hz.

Here are some pictures:

Google in 20 years

Friday, March 31st, 2006

Here is what google is going to be in 20 years.

Where are my keys? [LINK]

A.R. Rahman

Friday, March 31st, 2006

Found a link to book tickets for the A.R. Rahman Show. He is at the Quadsia Stadium on Friday, 7th April at 5:00 pm.[LINK]

BSK House Fair

Friday, March 31st, 2006

I just returned back from our school's house fair. It was fun, they had a lot of activities and stuff but it wasn't as good as my old school's carnival which they had once every 4 years but over here all the money went to charity. The best thing today were those home made muffins, I had 3 of them including the last one. It was I don't what cake but the icing on it was delicious. It had this hard mini men on them which I had to pick out and throw because of my freaking braces! I hate them, they are such a hassel! I have to clean them after each meal and brush my teeth 3 times a day.

Friday, March 31st, 2006
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيمكسوف الشمس تذكرة من الله للبشر
(ECLIPSE..GOD'S GREAT CREATIONS!)

قال رسول الله(صلى الله عليه وسلم) ان الشمس و القمر لاينكسفان لموت احد ولا لحياته, ولكنهما ايتان من ايات الله, يخوف الله بهما عباده, فإذا رأيتم ذلك, فصلوا وادعوا حتى ينكشف مابكم

A solar eclipse is the most dramatic experience in nature, an event rich in folklore that has filled mankind with awe throughout history. As the moon moves across the sun and day turns to night, the stars will become visible for over three minutes, book-ended by the ethereal diamond ring effect. A full solar eclipse is the experience of a lifetime!

(This will be the last eclipse that will be easy to get to until 2017.)

This is what we call the WORK OF ART! One of God's great creations...the eclipse. We need to thank God for everything... for this wonderful picture...!
(سبحان الله)

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Thursday, March 30th, 2006
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! i n e e d t o g e t m y a c t t o g e t h e r t h i s i s g e t t i n g b e y o n d p a t h e t i c a n d t h e w o r s e p a r t i s i a m a w a r e o f i t e v e r y s i n g l e f r i g g i n g o d d a m n d a y i t s n o t h o m e s i c k n e s s i a c t u a l l y n e v e r w e n t t h r o u g h t h a t i t s n o t b o r e d o m i m a

Braces

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

I just returned from the dentist. I got braces on my top jaw. It is pretty uncomfortable and the worst part is I've got to brush after every mean man! You don't know how uncomfortable they are until you get them on.

The Real Thing

Thursday, March 30th, 2006
"Tell me what we got, tell me it's a lot tell me it's the real thing,"

When in a situation with a person who you know loves you from his every action, but he doesnt say it because he has alot on his plate.. or has had alot for a very long time, because he doesnt know how to adjust to bad changes, and you have been patient all during that time, and have been listening and listening and listening and are getting tired because it is never your turn to be sad or to talk about your bad day because you feel its your duty to stand by him..

how much is too much?


*the real thing reminded me of the old coca cola ads..

Hayat 4 Cancer Patients

Thursday, March 30th, 2006
Hayat

On April the 3rd till the 5th a charity event will be held in Qortuba at Sheikh Salem Al-Ali Al-Sabah's Hall next to the Supermarket where hand-made items and home-made sweets will be sold. All proceeds will go to cancer patients who are being treated at Makki Jum3a Hospital.

April 3rd: The opening will be held at 7.00 pm
April 4th & 5th: 9.30am - 12.30pm & 4.00pm - 9pm

I would appreciate your full support on this :)

Remembering the legend!!

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

this is the legend…my range rover caught fire last summer and i had to post some pics from the aftermath…enjoy!!       21092005(001).jpg21092005(003).jpg21092005(004).jpg21092005(008).jpg

iPod Video

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

iPod Video

I want to get the new iPod Video! It’s like a craving right now, I tried to bid on it on eBay but I get out big all the time. It doesn’t look as good as an iPod Nano but the features are much better and it is 45 percent smaller than the original iPod. It’s a little out of my budget though $299. [LINK]

no motive no motivation.

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006
i am here sitting at work ... staring at my screen ... i have 2 more collections to finish for winter ..... i have ABSOLUTELY no motivation to do so .....

no motivation to wake up...let alone get to work on time...
no motivation to work ...period ( i think i need a vacation :P)
no motivation to cook
no motivation to clean
no motivation to shop ( can u believe that)

i am in limbo state....

completely TIRED ( i havent even being doing anything .. )

new banner’s up

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

the new banner is up..the site is still under construction sooooo if u have any ideas or comments just post them…thanks

الليبراليه في الكويت

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006
امر يثير استغرابي هو هذا التيار العجيب الغريب الذي يتغنى في الوطنيه و حب الوطن لكسب ود الشعب الكويتي. التيار الليبرالي في الكويت يتكون من الأعضاء الليبرالين في المجلس مثل محمد الصقر و علي الراشد و عبدالوهاب الهارون..الخ و قوائم طلابيه مثل الوسط الديمقراطي و الوحدة الطلابيه ..الخ . هذا التيار دائما ما يتغنى بالوطنية و هي الكلمه السحريه لديهم و تمسكهم بحب الوطن هو السبيل الوحيد لديهم لكسب حب المواطن لمواجه السلاح الأخونجي و هو التمسك بالدين الأسلامي و الحرص عليه. المساواة و العدالة و عدم الطائفيه و القبلية وعدم التفريغ بالألوان امور يحرص عليها هذا التيار. و آخر صيحات هذا التيار هو مسلسل الفساد و عملية الأصلاح. محمد الصقر يتكلم عن الاصلاح امر غريب .. شركة الساحل .. علي الراشد امر غريب.. مكتب المحاماة.. و يتكلمون عن المساواة ان اتحدى اي لبرالي من اعضاء مجلس الأمه او قيادات القوائم الطلابيه يزوج بنته ولا اخته حق واحد شيعي او صلبي !! مو هذه المساواة الي تنابحووووون عليها ولا بس كلام .. في نواب شيعه و قيادات شيعيه هم حيل متعصبين.. ادخل معاه في نقاش عن سيدنا علي .. وشوف شلوون يبين انه ليبرالي ولا لا.. الي ابي اوصله مفهوم الليبراليه صعب علينا بالكويت .. و الي حاصل بس بيع كلام و لعب على الأوتار الأنتخابيه . لان عادات مجتمع كالمجتع الكويتي صعب صعب صعب ثم صعب يتطبق فيها هالمفهوم .. تركيبة المجتمع صعبه شيعه و سنه و بدو و حضر و اصيل و بيسيري و شيخ و فداوي .. و اتكلموون عن المساواة

متى يتمنى المرء أن يكون خدامه

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006


اتخيل نص الشباب راح يحسدون الخدامة
LOOOL

Rang De Basanti

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

Have you seen the movie "Rang De Basanti", it's an awesome movie! It is directed by a new director, Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra. It is a patriotic movie and it makes you want to do something for your country and improve it but it's frustrating that you can't do anything and that is sort of what the movie says! The music is amazing done by A.R. Rahman, who is soon going to direct music for hollywood too. He is coming to Kuwait in April and I so totally want to see him. The movie was well-received all over the globe, and grossed Rs. 34.55 crores ($7.77 Million) in its opening week.I'm going to upload the DVD of the movie on the internet soon. For now enjoy the music, I personally like Track #3, #4, #5, #6, #7 & #10. [LINK]

Update: I just watched Rang De Basanti again! It's such an awesome movie!

Imbad3een in the Bidi3!

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006
The past couple of weekends, my cousin & i have been going to starbux bidi3 to just check out the people and basically laugh! It has been a freak show. Guys and girls wearing some outrageous outfits. We gave a few of them some nicknames:

- I'm too sexy for my shirt: The guy was wearing a D&G white shirt and in the back it read "sexylove" in bling.

- Barbie: The girl was wearing a pink dress that reached just above her knees, at the bottom is was puffed up.

- Casanova: The guy had a very coloful shirt on with on side tucked in and the other left out. I guess he wanted to show off his Gucci belt.

- Lady in red: Need I say anymore? Red outfit, red lipstick, red red red!

- Pervert: Granted that's every guy there! But this guy was old and he wanted some teenage boys to sit with him at the table.

- Girl with toilet paper stuck at her shoe: I couldn't stop laughing and the guys sitting at the table next to us couldn't either!

- Sean Paul: The guy was wearing Jamaica style pants and shirt. He was livin' it!

- 50 cent: He was very short but he really believed he was 50.

- Lesbos: These two girls came in and basically took all the guys at strabux with them upstairs. Every guy's fantasy came true that night.

There are a few more but I got tired of listing them. The scene there has been very entertaining :)

sleepy

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

Horror

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006
I'm scared and terrified, can't close my eyes, don't want to see what it is; I'm cold, I'm freezing, I'm shacking. So scared that I can't even cry, shout or call for help. My throat is dry like a rock, water is on my side yet far. It's getting near, nearer and so close that I can feel its breath, I get up and try to run but my feet are betraying me. I don't want to see it any more, but my eyes will not close. I fear it more and more. I want my lungs to stop breathing, want my heart to stop beating; I want my blood to stop moving through my vessels. It won't. It's their cutting my throat with its knife, yet I am still alive, my eyes are open and terrified.

Update:

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006



Ok so a lot of you who commented on the last post believed that I am in love. Well am I? I really don’t know exactly what it is. One thing is for certain, you won't be hearing any wedding bells anytime soon. Not that I don't want to get married. Heck if it were up to me I would get married today before tomorrow (ya3ni elyoom gable bacher in English ;p) but it's not up to me. As a matter of fact, the person of interest in my real life story doesn’t share my feelings. She never did and she never will. Why, you ask? Well to put it in one word, bad luck (ok two words). Although in truth it's much more complicated than that. There was a time when I felt bitter and angry. Sad and lonely. There was a time when I felt I couldn’t breathe without her. Those were the worst of times. But am over that now. You see we never were in a boyfriend girlfriend relationship. We were good friends and we still are. I learned to live with the fact of it, and guess what, I never enjoyed our friendship as much as I do now. All it took was for me to remember the reason why I loved her so. Am not bitter anymore. I love my life. And I love the role she plays in my life. These are the best of times. Although I don’t know what will happen in the future, (I hope we'll always be friends) she will always occupy a special place in my heart.
So, if the last long paragraph got you confused or didn’t clear things up for y'all, this might. I am a man in love, but I am as single as they come. And as long as my memory doesn’t desert me, I will love her, in my own way.
Now let me ask you a question, can a guy like me fall in love again…I surely hope so….but can a girl fall in love with a guy like me, knowing how I feel…I sure hope so…
PS, mary just brought me my all time favorite snack, wwl you know what am talking about ;p so I have eat now, then I got to send some e-mail's…I still haven’t written part 3 of the story that am writing, so if you're following I hope that you'll forgive me, bs as with every artist, you cant rush inspiration (wayid thiqa adree ;p) so adios for now, hasta luego, sweet dreams, take care, see you on the other side of the moon (I always wanted to say that, t'was my childhood dream to become an astronaut) oh well…bah bye

I’m tired !

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006
and when you are tired nothing is worth anything ..


I'm tired of feeling bad.
I'm tired of waiting for things to get better
I'm tired of hearing the same promises everytime
I'm tired of Forgiving
I'm tired of hurting this damn bad
I'm tired of studying
I'm tired of working
I'm tired of caring
I'm too tired to worry about something I know I should deal with for the rest of my life.
I'm tired of crying
I'm tired of being honest.
I'm tired of this and I'm tired of myself
I'm tired of feeling like I can see things that other people can't.
I'm tired of waiting for the day ur born.. I know now you're my only hope .. i wish things will get better when you'r around .. just thinking of you is moving me forward. i love you my child and you to hubby

my bad mood is ruining my whole week ! What can i do to get over it ?

i might need a break .. i dunno ! it's just driving me crazy, i can't get any of my work done :I

3asa bas azma wet3addy .

دقت الساعة يا بوصالح

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006

نعى وزير الإعلام الدكتور أنس الرشيد الفنان القدير المغفور له خالد النفيسي الذي وافاه الاجل المحتوم فجر امس في مدينة الرباط بالمملكة المغربية الشقيقة، ونعاه كبار الفنانين والاعلامين .. الله يرحمك يا بوصالح
يا ممثل الشعب و حامي الديار و ابن العطار و الوريث و عديل الروح
ياراعي بيت بوصالح ونسيب خالتي قماشة وريل الشريب بزة واخو حرم سعادة الوزير
راحت ايامك ايام السرايات و الكويت سنة 2000 و محكمة الفريج و درب الزلق
من كلمات النفيسي وقالها بوصالح وبوصالح صاج
الاعلام الكويتي غير مهتم بالفنان الا بعد وفاته.. وماراح يكرمونا الا بعد ما نموت.. احنا وين.. احنا ريل بالدنيا وريل بالآخرة.. وقولو النفيسي ما قال، هذه العبارة قالها الفنان خالد النفيسي أثناء تكريم اسرة الفيلم الكويتي العاصفة الذي احتفلت به وزارة الإعلام
بس من تكلم؟ هذا سيفوه وهذا جنون البشر
الله يرحمك يا بوصالح رحت وماظل بالمسرح الا جليليـــن الحيـــا

DEAD WOMEN

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006
DEAD WOMENI'VE RECEIVED THIS E-MAIL FROM MY FRIEND, IT'S REALLY FUNNY, SO I POSTED IT HERE FOR YOU TO READ ... HOPE YOU LIKE IT ^_^Two women meet in the afterlife: 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How did you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and

بو صالح

Monday, March 27th, 2006

29/3/2006

نعود السبت بعد حداد الثلاثة أيام - عظم الله أجركم

My laugh theory

Monday, March 27th, 2006
I've got this great strategy to avoid bad and embarrassing situations. LAUGH no matter what the situation is. Someone in the group says something you don't understand, HAHAHA to him and say yeah right and everything will be fine. Someone throws a joke which everyone else gets except you, you go with the flow and HAHAHA at it. Someone talks to you individually and you have no idea what the hell they are talking about, just go HAHAHA and you'll be fine. This strategy worked fine with me since October 1999 until that night. On the 20th of July 2003 Ali was at a party talking to some people until this girl came up and started talking to him. Ali had no idea what the hell she was talking about because of the loud music. She was talking and talking and talking and i was hahahaing, hahahahaing and hahahahahing at everything she was saying until her words hit me twice; what about you? what about you? I was like hahahaha but she asked me again what about you? I started sweating and hahahaha didn't save my ass this time which resulted a walk away from the other side of the conversation, THE HOT CHICK. My advice to you, HAHAHA works 95% of the time but depend on it coz it "ti'7awin" lots of time.

What time is it?

Sunday, March 26th, 2006
A crowded restaurant I'm standing there waiting for a table, place is slightly packed and whenever someone passes infront of me this is what I do - ashfu6 karshity and tiptoe! WHY? I don't know, I guess in my head I'm givin the dude more space to walk. ------------------ *Its nice..

Highest limits

Sunday, March 26th, 2006
It was huger than they are and flying way above them, it is stronger as it thought, but for some reason it fell down on the sand and couldn’t get up again. They are tiny it thought, they will never harm me it thought, I will rest to bring my strength back. But it never did because they need no strength, they need not to be big, they only need to be able to do. They ate it alive

Hilarious interview

Sunday, March 26th, 2006
This guy tries to do an interview but keeps laughing. LOOOL
Warning...
after watching this a couple times you may start to laugh along. rofl
I can't stop tearing up from laughing everytime i see this clip LOL



LOOOOOOOOOL

this morning i received sms from my friend Reem .. walla it made me laugh all the way to college.. it says :

عصبي يقول لمرته : أبي أقولج قصة غريبة صارت معاي اليوم بس من كثر مـــا هي غريــبة ما راح تصدقينها و راح تقولين عني كـــــذاب ... بس أنـــا مو كذاب انتي كذابـــة و أهلج صج انج جليلة حيا و ما تستحين على وجهج العن ابــوج لابو من حطج يالله روحي ذلفي عن ويهي

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL walla kel ma agraaha amot the7ek

يوم في وطن

Sunday, March 26th, 2006
تفريخ اخوان مسلمين

خالد مشعل لـ الوطن: سعيد بزيارة الكويت التي تربيت فيها ودرست في مدارسها
كتب حسن عبدالله: يلتقي حضرة صاحب السمو امير البلاد الشيخ صباح الاحمد اليوم وفد حركة حماس برئاسة خالد مشعل رئيس المكتب السياسي للحركة ضمن زيارته للكويت

مو غريبة. الكويت متخصصة بتفريخ الاخونجية و تخريج أجيال من الارهابيين
من جهته دعا د. بدر الناشي الامين العام للحركة الدستورية مؤتمر القمة العربية الذي يعقد بالعاصمة السودانية الخرطوم الى دعم القضية الفلسطينية ومساندة حكومة حماس التي جاءت الى الحكم عبر اختيار حر للشعب الفلسطيني
؟؟؟ ش تبي؟
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مزايدات ماصخة
إطلاق اسم جابر الأحمد على مستشفى القوات
اصدر النائب الاول لرئيس مجلس الوزراء ووزير الداخلية ووزير الدفاع الشيخ جابر المبارك الحمد الصباح حفظه الله (اهم شي) قرارا وزاريا يقتضي بموجبه تغيير مسمى مستشفى القوات المسلحة الى مستشفى جابر الاحمد للقوات المسلحة وذلك تقديرا وتكريما لمآثر سمو الامير الراحل الشيخ جابر الاحمد الجابر الصباح رحمه الله وطيب ثراه
ويأتي إصدار هذا القرار تخليدا لذكرى امير الخير من منتسبي وزارة الدفاع وعلى رأسهم معالي النائب الاول لرئيس مجلس الوزراء ووزير الداخلية ووزير الدفاع حفظه الله (اهم شي) لما كان يوليه سموه رحمه الله من ا هتمام بالقوات المسلحة ولدوره الريادي في تطوير الجيش الكويتي
مدينة جابر
جسر جابر
الجابرية
محميّة جابر
ستاد جابر
بنك جابر
جامعة جابر
و الحين المستشفى العسكري؟
اشخلّينا للدول البعثية؟؟
مطار؟
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خزعبلات
العالم اللآخر
من خلال هذه الصفحة يمكنكم التواصل المباشر مع الشيخ صالح النهام و الذي سيقوم بدوره باستقبال أحلامكم و تفسيرها بصفة سرية و من ثم ارسالها لكم مع عرض التفسير في ارشيف تفسير الأحلام
:و عندما ضغطت زر "أرسل حلمك" طلع لي

نظرا للإقبال الكبير و الغير مسبوق على خدمة تفسير الأحلام مع الشيخ صالح النهام، فقد تقرر إيقاف استقبال الأحلام الجديدة خلال الفترة المقبلة إلى حين انتهاء الشيخ النهام من تفسير الأحلام الحالية و عرضها في أرشيف التفاسير، نعتذر على التأخير الخارج عن ارادتنا و شكرا لاستخدامكم خدمات الوطن
خطيّة، من يفسّر لي حلمي الحين؟
Suggested Reading for Me:

How to Make Love Like A Pornstar: A Cautionary Tale by Jenna Jameson

كاسك يا وطن

Random Thoughts…yet again!

Sunday, March 26th, 2006
1) 'Tis the seaon to be bitten...fa la la la la, la la la la! The mosquitos are everywhere and they are out to get you. I have moquito bites everywhere! Itch, itch, itch...scratch, scratch, scratch! Bad idea..i know.

2) I heard the most funniest and actually the most ingenious thing from a co-worker of mine. She claims that a proven way to lose weight is to move to another house. She moved into new apartment a few months ago and she said she lost weight from all the moving activities (packing, carrying boxes, all the running around, errands, unpacking, cleaning, etc). Now she is planning to move again to another place and she is looking forward to it 'cause she knows she's gonna loose more weight. How smart! Another alternative for the gym huh?

3) Remember my post from waaaaaaaaaaaaay back about my freind Nadia Turner, who was in the third season of American Idol. Well now, things are looking very good for her. The show gave her the much deserved exposure she needed to become recognized, even though the did not win. She now has an official webiste (go here). She currently in the studio working in an album due to be released in the summer, and she is also shooting an Independent Film "A Taste of Us". GO Nadia!

4) I need a vaccation!!!! Any suggestions?

5) Speaking of vaccations, I have a business trip to Dubai next month. I know its not considered a vaccation, but I'm gonna take advantage of that Dubai has to offer. The last time I was in Dubai was in 1997!! Damn...has it been that long???

6) Here I am, typing away, and multitasking! I'm writing this post, sending a work e-mail, and my headphones are on, and I am listening to: "Ode to My Family" by The Cranberries.

7) That song for The Cranberries reminds me soooo much of the good old days of high school....the worry-free days of High School back in 1996, 1997...where the only worries I had was: "Will I pass that test?" or "PLEASE GOD, GIVE THE THE STRENGTH TO PLAY THIS VOLLEYBALL GAME AND WIN AGAINST A.S.K!" or "Will my dad give me my allowance for the weekend?". Now my worries are about rent, car payments, visa payments, or "Do I have enough money for Edo tonight?"

8) This is totally beach weather!!! I need get me some new swim shorts! Kubbar here I come!

9) My article about the NEO-SOUL MOVEMENT is just about ready....final touches! It's a follow up to my post (dated March 9, 2006). Stay tuned :)

10) QUOTE OF THE DAY: "A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next jail cell saying 'That was fucking awesome!'

Sunday, March 26th, 2006
You’ve probably heard this before, from me, or from a movie. You might have read it in a book, or this could be your story. Yeah, some of you sure have felt it. I did. I still do. I won't tell you guys what's gonna happen. Am not gonna tell you what to do or what to say. I won't give you advice, at least not today. I just wish you happiness. I love my life, and I wish you my kinda joy.

Stop messing around

Saturday, March 25th, 2006
It seems I am not the only one with Blogger problems. Blogger Meltdown Now you know why I had to leave.

The strategy of crying

Saturday, March 25th, 2006
You cry when you are sad, happy, depressed, excited or in pain. Your tears drop when your tear glands are open. To cry with tears is to find the way to match crying with tears. How to do that? Easy... When you get one of those feelings; chop an onion.

iPod-iLove.

Saturday, March 25th, 2006

Big difference between how technology is used in this article vs. How the minds in this beloved country, and region will try to use it for. Before clicking on the link, let's all reminise, and think "Bluetooth" for a couple of seconds. Personally, I think of all the misuse and abuse that the technology has been utilized for.

Click Here: iPods And Education .











فوزان الجزء الأول

Friday, March 24th, 2006

فوزان شخصية جديدة تعرفت عليها من عالمي الصغير مدينة الحب , أرسلي بريد ألكترونى , حاله حال كثير من القراء الكرام , يطلب أضافته عندى لوجود مشكله يعاني منها , كثير أسعدني الموضوع , وفي اليوم التالى وأنا جالس أتصفح بريدي الألكتروني, والرد على أسئلة القراء الكرام عن طريق الأيميل والمسنجر , يدخل فوزان , اسعدني الموضوع وكنت ناطر بشغف كبير ما يخفيه هذا الشاب




المهم نطرت الأخ فوزان لكى يلقي علي التحية , مع العلم إني ناطر قرابت النصف ساعه , والأخ الضاهر أنه لاهي , وفي تلك اللحظة كنت أرد على أسئلة أحد القراء




أخيرا فوزان يدخل



فوزان : مرحبا غريب
غريب : أهلين فوزان
فوزان : مادرى جنك مشغول
غريب : لا بالعكس شنو أقدر أخدمك فيه
فوزان : والله شقولك ودي أزورك بالعياده إذا أمكن
غريب : إي عيادة أنا ما عندي عيادة , بعدين أشفيكم أنا مو دكتور
فوزان : والله طول هالمدة عبالي إنك دكتور نفساني ، سامحني ياخوي
غريب : ولا يهمك شوف فوزان أنا إلي أسويه كالآتي أكتب كل إلي بتقوله لى الحين وأنت تأخذ المشوره من الناس وبنفس الوقت راح أتحس في ناس فكرت فيك على الأقل إذا عاجبك هالنظام دوس على المايكروفون وتكلم وراح أسمعك بس لا تنسه إذا كانت مشكلتك شيء يفيد العالم , تفضل كلي أذن صاغية .


وعلى الفور يرن جرس المايك , فوزان يسلم ويدخل بالموضوع

فوزان : أبيك تسمعني للآخر , أنا شاب من البيت للدوام ومن الدوام للديوانيه , مدمن فى لعبة كوت بوسته والسبيته ,ومحد يجاريني بالديوانيه ولا عندي إفراره بسوقه ولا مطاعم, مع العلم أن وزني زايد يقارب …. كيلو يعني محد يطل بويهى , حياتي كلها اقضيها بالدواوين بلعب الورق.




مره من المرات راجع البيت مبجر, ولا تلفون البيت يرن رديت محد يجاوب , ذاك اليوم ماخلوني أنام , رن بعد مره شلته بعصبيه ولا وحده علي الطرف الثاني, صوتها شقولك ... ملائكي سحرتني ياخوي بصوتها الدافي , خلني أقولك إشلون دشت على هالمنقوزه , أذكر كلامها بالحرف الواحد .



فوزان بعصبيه : ألوا
البنت : هنوف موجوده
فوزان برقه : لا والله النمره غلط أختى
البنت بنبره حاده : إشلون غلط إهى معطيتني الرقم وكاتبته بيدها على الورق.
فوزان : إنتي متأكده إن هنوف إهى إلي عطتك الرقم وإلا أحد ثاني
البنت بدلع : يعني إنت مو هنوف
فوزان : أنا مو هنوف , بس ممكن أصيرلك هنوف
· طبعا هالحركات تعلمتها من الربع بالديوانيه خبرك ديوانيتنا عليها دوس إشوي وفيها خطين غير التلفونات النقاله أنرد على البنات أسرع من البداله

البنت بدلع : تصدق مابي أكذب أنت وايد صوتك حلو وأنا داقه بس جذي , قلت خلني أجرب يمكن يتعطف ويكلمني
فوزان : تدرين أنا من زمان ودي يكون عندي صاحبه
البنت : يعني ماعندك مانع أني أكلمك , أذا ماودك خلني أمشي وأنا آسفه


فوزان : لا بالعكس لي الشرف أني أكلمك , بس ماقلتيلي شنو إسمك
البنت : من أولها تبي تعرف أسمي
فوزان : أي مافيها شيء , تبيني أقولك أسمي أول
البنت : لاتقولي ولا أقولك , ما أحب أحد يعرف أسمي
فوزان : مافيها شيء عادي , أنا أسمي فوزان أتمنى أتقوليلي أسمك
البنت : قلت لك مابى ، ولا تبيني أصكر الخط
فوزان : لا ليش تصكينه , كل هذا عشان الأسم !!!!!!! يوبا خلاص مو لازم نعرفه
البنت : فوزان أعذرني , أخاف يطلع أسمي تعرف إحنا بنات ناس
فوزان : اي أدري وحنا عيال شنو ……..
البنت : لا فوزان لا تقول جذي مو قصدي , خلها مع الوقت راح أقولك
فوزان : وعد
البنت : وعد , أسمك وايد حلو
فوزان : مشكوره على المجامله
البنت : لا والله مو مجامله أسمك أينن
فوزان : مشكوره
البنت : ما أدري ليش , ولا ماله داعي أستحي
فوزان : لا قولي لا تستحين
البنت : ما أدري قاعده أتخيل شكلك ,عندي أحساس أنك طويل صح
فوزان : يعني ، بس مو قصير 169 تقريبا
البنت : من صوتك أحس أن, جسمك حلو صح
فوزان : أيه ، جسمي رخو
البنت يتعالى صوت الضحك : لا تقولي متين !
فوزان : لا ، بس إشوي وارم
البنت : أبيه موطبيعي , عليك خفت دم تهبل
فوزان : أشوه أنا قلت عسي البنت ما تغير رأيها
البنت : لا أنت عاجبني , وأحب خفت دم المتان . سوري فوزان
فوزان : إحنا فوق ال 100 كيلو يسمونا رخويات , صححي معلوماتك
البنت : يحليلك تهبل والله
فوزان : يعني باجر أروح الديوانيه وأتشحط جدام الربع , وأقول عندي صاحبه حالي حالهم

وتقاطعه البنت : لا فوزان ألله يخليك ,أنا مابي أحد يعرفني ولا ترى ما أتصل مره ثانيه
فوزان : لا من صجك , أنا من النوع الكتوم ، سرك في بير
البنت : والله بديت أخاف منك مادري شقولك
فوزان : قلت لك أخذي وعد من ريال لا تخافين
البنت : ريال رخو , لا أضحك معاك مو تزعل
فوزان ماعجبته الكلمه : لا عادي المهم إنتي شخبارك
البنت : أنا تمام بس مضطره أمشي ماقدر أطول أخاف أحد يدش علي من الأهل
فوزان : أوكي متي راح تكلميني مره ثانيه
البنت : ما أدري أنا الساعه 10 باليل أفضل وقت عندي
فوزان : أعطيك النقال ؟
البنت : لا طبعا
فوزان : ليش ؟
البنت : بس
فوزان : أوكي أنطرك باجر, مو تكشتين
البنت : أوكي مضطره أمشي , وتسكر الخط




طبعا فوزان فكره أتوديه وفكره أتيبه وكان يسمع أغنية متيم بالهوي لراشد الماجد ويسبح معاها فى بحر من الأحلام وتداعب جسمه الرخوي من كل جانب , وفي اليوم التالي كعادته يروح الديوانيه بس حاله تغير وبنص اللعب , يترك ويرجع للمنزل حسب الموعد ويطوف علي الموضوع شهرين , لاحس ولا خبر, وفوزان مرابط بالبيت وبطل يروح الديوانية


الربع أنشغل بالهم عليه وشفيه , كان رده مختصر, مره تعبان ومره ما أقدر أتأخر على الدوام ويدعي أن مديره مأذيه , طبعا الشباب قدروا له الحاله والبنت سرها مدفون حسب ما وعدها , طبعا فوزان حطله جهاز للرد علي المكالمات (آنسر ماشين) وكل يوم تسجل له البنت مكالمه تعاتبه بأنه دايم غير موجود


يتبع في الجزء الثاني

Friday, March 24th, 2006
a7ad ey3aref mal3ab 9aboun emgha6a? aw mathalan mo mgha6a bass ebmukan ma3zool mayenshaf,, GHAIIR AQUAPARK!

oo itha mako, mat3arfoon mukan yen7ejez wen7e6 feeh ilmal3ab?

Where are you SoSo?

Friday, March 24th, 2006
Where are you SoSo?

Rekaz My A**

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006
هذي اول مرة اكتب بالعربي بالبلوج مالي بس ليش كتبت بالعربي لأني حدي محتر من هذول الاشكال اللي ما تستحي اللي مسميه نفسها اسلاميون معتدلون و ينادون بالوسيطة في التعامل في امور الدين اللي مخترعين بدعة يديدة بسوون خطب في المجمعات يعني مسلمين كول و مسمين نفسهم ركاز انا اسميهم بغال اعتقد معظمكم شاف اعلاناتهم الفاشلة اللي حاطين فيها صورة البنية المتحجبة كاملة و السفور قاصين ويهها و كاتبين تحتها يعجبني

Raspberries

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006
Where have all the ladybugs gone? Could it be that I've grown older and stopped looking for them? I remember being a toddler and searching the fields in the wafra or in the garden tryin to find the odd creature. Once I found them I'd let them crawl all over my skin allowing them to freely roam their new ground. Ten minutes later I'd either get bored or ticklish and make sure the lil thing came

ان لم تكن أبيض فاذهب للجحيم .. If you’re not white Caucasian.. go to hell

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006
استيقاظ مبكرا .. ترتيب الاغراض .. تحزيم الشنط .. متأكد ألف بالميه من نسيان غرض مهموتبدأت المعاناه من لحظه دخول المطار والوقوف في صف Check inنظرات الموظفات في شركة دلتا توحي لك بمدي الحقد الذي يحمولنه اتجهاهكفـانت وعرقك السبب في افلاس الشركه وتخفيظ رواتبهم أو طرد أحد أعز صديقاتهم أو مقتل احدى قريباتهم في 9-11وبعد الانتهاء من نظرات الحقد .. انتقلنا الى معاناة اخرى وهي التفتيش قبل دخول صالاة

The end

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006
Once upon a time there was a little girl her name was Unknown, her life ended without any one knowing how it began. Once upon a time there was a little girl her name was Unknown, that had no life and it never ended because it never began. Once upon a time there was a little girl her name was Unknown, her life ended as it began. Once upon a time there was a little girl her name was Someone, her life started from birth; she lived, worked, achieved then died. Once upon a time there was a little girl her name was Unknown, that was born, lived, then died Once upon a time on a planet called earth, lived humans together in peace all were happy and pleased; that was Someone’s dream.

Sipping Vodka

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006
I received an e-mail today with a joke...I could not stop lauging!

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. So he asked the Monsignor what to do. The Monsignor replied, “When I get nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I get nervous, I take a sip.”

So the next Sunday, he took the Monsignor’s advice. At the beginning of the sermon, the young priest got nervous and took a sip. He then proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door:

My Dear Father:

Today’s sermon was one of absolute uniqueness. I enjoyed it very much. However, allow me to clear up some things regarding your sermon:

1. There are 10 commandments, not 12.

2. There are 12 disciples, not 10.

3. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated!

4. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet on his ass!

5. We do not refer to Jesus as the late J.C.

6. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook!

7. David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him!

8. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, please don’t say he was stoned off his ass!

9. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper, he said: Take this and eat it for it is my body.” He did not say: “Eat me!”

10. The Virgin Mary is not called “Mary with the Cherry”

11. The recommended grace before a meal is not: “Rub-A-Dub-Dub, thanks for the grub, Yeah God!”

12. And for the love of God, if you need some help, sip the damn vodka, don’t gulp!

Amen Father, and looking forward your next sermon.

John


LooOOOoOOOOOL!

Tooth

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006
Yesterday I went to the dentist for cleaning and ended up with a root canal! It was painful :( The doc had to inject me 3 times with mokhadir becoz i kept feeling the pain everytime he drilled. I then bit his fingers by mistake lol shasawi my mouth was open all the time ta3abt! My mouth was numb all night..i couldnt eat or drink :\ it suxed!

Yalla abi sympathy presents!!

The Godfather - Part I

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006
الشيخ فهد الاحمد الصباح الشيخ فهد احمد الفهد الصباح
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(اضغط هنا)

The Voice?

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006
I hate talking about 2 things Polotics and religion. There will always be some opinion that is uncomfortable to deal with, it raises arguments that are pointless becuse you can't really "discuss", somone's bound to get upset and frankly talking about it isn't going to change anything...

With that said I still felt the need to write about this.... I still feel like I need to voice an opinion, I still feel angry at times and need to vent out..... A friend of mine sent me an article called A voice against Muslim 'hostages' to Terror. First I wasn't sure what this article was about....but the more I read the more aggitated I got..... Only us Arabs would criticise in this way. I mean sure I don't agree with the way SOME tend to take things in their own hand and claim to do it in the name of Islam. I mean it's true the whole Bin Laden thing was incorrect. No one has the right to just kill another human because "they" decided that person/people/society deserved it. We are not the ones who judge..... We as a religion should be trying to be the best Muslim's we can be and not take it in our own hand to condemn others....after all it is stated in the Qoran the you have your religion and I have mine.... meaning it is up to the individual and WE are not decision makers in that sense....anyway my point is not that. I want to talk about the article and how I feel about "Dr. Wafa Sultan"

First she's entitled to her opinion but I belive something isn't right. I feel it is not ISLAM that she should target it is those that misinterpret it. Islam IS and always be a religion of PEACE. After all the word Islam is derived from Salam, meaning peace. How can she say that the religion is the one that raises the hatred and encourage killing.... It does not and she as a muslim should know that, she should know it it those few rotten apples that lead to what's going on. Yes I belive the suicide killings are wrong, or people just shooting others for difference of religions is wrong, Yes I belive vandalizing a church is wrong....Islam Does NOT tell muslims to do that....

To actually write a book titled "The Escaped Prisoner: When God is a Monster." is just wrong. Instead of showing the real Islam and it's true meaning she acutally feeds the West their own stereotype. This is just tooo sad. God is NOT a monster, our God is merciful, our God is great, our God is Kind, our God is more than what we can EVER imagine....It is the human interpretation and some guidance that should be addressed not God.

I have always wanted to show those from the West what Islam truely is.....the GOOD things.... unfortuantelly it's people like Dr. Wafa that make things harder....how easy it is for her to take the easy way out.... May God protect her and not take her at those words..... It is a sad day when muslims turn their back on what Islam is really about.

P.S. these are my thoughts & opinions...I am Not by any means a fanatic, nor am I extremely versed religiously but I am your basic/average Mulsim that hopes for a better future.... May God shed some light on those who truely need guidance. May he show them the love that our religion has. The good does supersede the bad, yet the bad is the only thing targetted.... God help us all!

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006

A friend just asked me to say what's the latest on my mind, well a lot is on my mind but right now I can't really think because of this nagging headache I've been having. I have been taking this strong antibiotic which causes the headaches to feel really worse then they are. So, what's the latest on my mind?
Well I finally had the energy today to go back to the gym. With me being sick feels like being a living dead creature. My life stops. I don’t go out, I don’t see anybody. I don’t talk to no one. I felt paralyzed. Being home alone makes a person feel sick, so imagine being sick and home alone. Well am not really complaining, it's just that this fever/infection/exhaustion wouldn’t go away. If it weren’t for one of my dearest friends sticking by me, keeping me company, staying up with me everyday till 2 am so I can take my medicine then I would have surely gone mad. I don’t know a lot of people that would do what she has done for me. Thanks to her this was my most enjoyable sickness ever ;p How can I show my appreciation to this person? How can anybody really show how much they care for another person? Do gifts really work? Maybe a personal card or a note with some kind and inspired words would work. A box of chocolate sounds nice, wonder what kind of message that would send? I never really know what gifts to give. I always was a sentimental fool believing the more thought a person put into the gift or the more time spent on it means a world more than the price they paid. Don’t get me wrong am not a gi39, but it's just too easy to get something somebody else thought of that would work for anybody. A gift should be personal, something from me to you. That said I am hoping that you guys would give me some great gift ideas, or at least you would share a story about a nice gift you received or gave to someone. On a normal day I would be creative enough to think of something so sentimental and sweet, but like I said this headache is just killing me and I can't think right now. Hmmmm, I have an idea! Am gonna start a gift tag. All the following bloggers must give me gifts: WWL, adorra, beyond q8ya, erzulie, temetwir, diigmaa……no? Ok maybe that was a bad idea. Never fear, am gonna come up with a real tag soon enough and all you guys are gonna hate me for it ;p


Ps…..if you still wanna gimme gifts it's ok ;)

Neo-Nazis are amazing!!!

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

i was just surfing around the internet when i stumbled on something that made my eyes pop out…im just going to paste it…tell me what u think!!

 

The World Cup in Germany is set to become a battleground between facists and Muslims, an Italian member of a new European neo-Nazi movement warned.

In a statement published by Italian daily Repubblica, the memeber of AS Roma’s notorious ultras hooligan group claims neo-Nazis across Europe met in Braunau in Austria to plan attacks against supporters from Islamic countries during the World Cup in Germany from June 9 to July 9.

“We are united. For the first time we are talking and planning together, with the English, the Germans, the Dutch, the Spanish, everyone with the same objective. At the World Cup there will be a massacre,” said the Italian ultra.

“We will all be in Germany and there will be Turks, Algerians and Tunisians. The Turks, we can’t stand them. In our country (Italy) there are not many, but in Germany, there are many of those guys there. They are Islamic terrorists.

“We will attack them. They are all enemies that need to be eliminated, just like the police. If we make the Roman greeting (the fascist salute) they put us in prison. We will be tens of thousands. Nothing but the English are feared.”

If Cold Hearts Would Break

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006
On the crossroads of chance I came across a poor man with nearly naught to eat. I gave him what I could but not what he needs. He needed a skill, a trade, something to live & get by on. And in the world of computers & technology, he could only write his name .. fuck it, I can’t write, I’m too upset thinking of this man, I’m broken hearted over him & almost in tears. I would have cried if I had

HATE

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006
I HATE MY DAY ...

I HATE MY LIFE...

I HATE THIS YEAR....

I HATE EVERYTHING

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The Tag Mania!

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006
As I say it..."I Is Tagged" by Reema

Q: Who’s the 4th person on your received call list?
A: Some printing vendor who's driving me nuts at work.

Q: What’s your main ring tone on your phone?
A: "Seven Days In Sunny June" by Jamiroquai (MP3)

Q: What were you doing at midnight last night?
A: Trying to sleep!

Q: What did the last text message on your cell phone say
A: ” Cool...I'm on my way"

Q: Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
A: My own! (Damn...this tag can spill a can of worms! fathayi7!!)

Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
A: Black (yes another casual day at work. No formal today!)

Q: Most recent movie that you watched?
A: Fun With Dick & Jane

Q: Name 3 things that you have on you at all times?
A: contact lenses, a disturbed look on my face, my dignity!

Q: What’s the color of your bedsheets?
A: Beige

Q: How much cash do you have on you right now?
A: Literally 3 KD....need to go to the ATM! ( I told you...fathayi7!!)

Q: What is your favorite part of the chicken?
A: Legs/Thighs

Q: What’s your favorite town/city?
A: So far...Mallorca, Spain (can change)

Q: I can’t wait to (till)…?
A: Get paid and get some sushi from Edo!

Q: When was the last time you saw your mom?
A: Last Night

Q: When was the last time you saw your dad?
A: Since Jan 2006 :( (He lives and works outide Kuwait)

Q: When was the last time you talked to them?
A: Both Yesterday :)

Q: What did you have for dinner last night?
A: Did I have dinner? I don't remember :S

Q: How long have you been at your current job?
A: Since September 2003

Q: Look to your left. What’s there?
A: Filing cabinet and a messy bulliten board

Q: Who is the last person you spent over $50 on?
A: My sister...a gift for her birthday

Q: What’s the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
A: A t-shirt from my brother

Q: What website(s) do you visit the most during the day?
A: Google, and my company's website

Q: Do you have an air freshener in your car?
A: Yes

Q: Do you have plants in your room?
A: Nope

Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
A: Hmmm...dont think so...unless my co-worker pinches me since I am bothering her right now!

Q: What city was your last taxi cab ride in?
A: Mallorca, Spain

Q: Do you own a camera phone?
A: Yes

Q: What’s your favorite drink?
A: Cannot say....I told you fathayi7!!!

Q: What’s your favorite Starbucks drink?
A: SCREW STARBUCKS!!! Or shall I say STARSUCKS!!!!

Q: Recent time you were really upset?
A: Yesterday...work thingy!

Q: Have you been in love with anyone?
A: Yes

Q: Who do you think will repost this?
A: Most probably Stallion


I don't wanna tag anyone individually, or I know I will cursed at for tagging them. So I tag...anyone who wants to. Enjoy!

Artist Spencer Tunick Does It Again

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

Last Sunday the 19th of March, over 1500 nude Venezuelans gathered in front of the statue of Simon Bolivar 'The Liberator'* in Caracas to take part in Spencer Tunick's* latest project.

Tunick specializes in mass-nude 'temporary installations' and photography. His work involves gathering numerous nude volunteers in artistic formations in public areas of differents cities.

I tried accessing his website to learn more about his latest project only to find that it was blocked by Big Brother Qualitynet. It only took a 2 second trick to enter the website. (Idiots!)*

I registered as a volunteer for his next project and I advise all to do the same. I will be emailed in advance to know when and where I'm stripping next.

Do you think he'll ever have a nude installation in Kuwait? If so, where would be an ideal location?


Here are some photos from various sources showing Spencer in action during his Caracas, Venezuela project.



I can't hold it anymore amigo!

Qualitynet...Bite me.

Vulnerability

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006
This picture broke my heart. No not because I'm a lovey dovey person and did a whole 'aaaawww how cute'. (actually it is cute but thats not the point!) It triggered MANY unpleasant childhood memories. I think I'm brave enough to share my deep dark secret. A secret I've never admitted to anyone. I am brave now. (i don't know how to skip) Everythin else I can do: walk, jog, run, sprint,

Week that went by

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006
WORK has been busy busy busy with interesting stuff happening ...
branding for our store in every aspect ...
trying to finish winter collection for 2007 ..need to meet the deadline for a big bash later on.....
started with the accessory line....
its been a fun fun week and tiring as well

CAR SEARCHING ......is still on going .... finding cars and then losing them ....
gettin excited and not .....
still car searching .... something economical ... not too big .... and in good condition....
living on a rental for now ....

EDO....
unknown entity got it first but what the heck ...
finally went to edos last night with her .... it was fun ....loads of talking happening .....
food good
ambience good ....the only thing i didnt like was that the tables are way too close ...land up hearing conversations around .... and vice versa
Jazz Maki ....
so had to try that after reading so much about it....
on a scale of 1-5 ... it gets 5 stars....

Parents are gonna be in town early next month ..... which i am so looking forward to ...
first time for them in kuwait .....
what better time to be here than on my birthday :)

Hopefully my vacation time is gonna be signed of this week ....
its Europe this year ..... first time ..... i am ecstatic.....

All in all its been a Happy Happy ...Sunny Week ...

Cheers everyone




Ehdaa2 o Haam Taag!

Monday, March 20th, 2006
Ehdaa2 mn el galb :)

Fe 3eed melad'ha el 16: 7alathoooooooooooooooooom walaaaaaaaa el 7elweeeeen kel 3aam wentaay bkhaair walaw enha yat met2akher sorry o 3o2baaaaal 100 sena yaraab ;*

3asa alaah e7afeth'hom hathela barakat kel mokan ekonon feh..

Special thanks okhooy grafika o ya36eek alf 3afya o ja3alaha allah fe mezaan 7asanatek

Haam Taag

office E3zoby mota3aded el aghraath :P 1- maktab 2- 6awlat 6a3am 3- badalah 4- maktabat dvds & kotoob y3ny ALL in ONE ;p


chaikaw 3al zegarah ;p - chaay maay ;p - hatha shino? darabeeel daraaaaaaaaaaaaabeeeeeel tabon? o kakaw o baskoot Digestive ely a7eba ;>~"

6ab3aan el pic sakka em9awerhom 3al saree3 fe el cam malat el mobile fala7ad e3aleq 3alaihom ;p

o6ab3an many fanan ta9weer metheel fananatna o mo9aweratna el ekbeera ely daiman tt7efna fe her pics wehya PhotoFlow wengolaha thanks Photo inshala doom enshoof ur amazing pic. :)

ana many balesh a7ad eb taag ;p .. bs sheft 9orat office el motamayeza daiman khafefat etheel LaiaLy_q8 Fagelt bagaled o 7ashra m3a enas 3eed ;p tadroon yala kelekom tag! ;p

لكل بداية نهاية

Monday, March 20th, 2006
و من كانت بدايته محرقة.. كانت نهايته مشرقة

مادري شكو المثل بالموضوع :p

ilmohim,
i have enna a9ik my blog
the reason is




am not a single grl any more :$
i'll be busy,,,, and RESPONSIBLE aaaargh ;p

bass weddy teshta6oon lee wetbarkoon lee 3ashan astaanis awwal then a9ika :p



Miss me zain? ;p

فوزان الجزء الثاني والأخير

Monday, March 20th, 2006

وصل الحال بفوزان بأنه معسكر بالبيت ، ومايطلع بسبب عدم توافق وقت البنت معاه , وفي تلك اللحظات كان فوزان شارد الفكر ، يفكر في تلك البنت التي أقتحمت حياته دون أي مقدمات وسابق إنذار، يتعالى رنين صوت الهاتف .




فوزان برقه : ألو
البنت : مساء الخير
فوزان بنبرة عتب : أنتي وينك , تلفتيني
البنت : مليت وأنا أتصل وعلى العموم أنا آسفه , ظروفى بالبيت صعبه إشوي
فوزان : أي بس آنا شنو ذنبي , منثبر بالبيت كل يوم , لا ومكلفتني تلفون يديد بعد ، بذيك القيمه
البنت : سوري , مانبي نضيع الوقت أنت أدرى بظروفى
فوزان : أذى كل شهرين بتكلميني ساعه , جيكي صفحت الوفيات , أحتمال كبير أنتحر
البنت : اسم الله عليك لا تقول جذي , ترى ما أحب هالسوالف بروحي يتيمه وما أحب سوالف الموت
فوزان : أوكي أنا آسف
البنت : فوزان تصدق ماهقيت أنك راح تاخذ عقلي جذي
فوزان : وإنتي ليش متضايقه
البنت : بالعكس أنا وايد مستانسه , بس تعبت من التفكير فيك
فوزان : وأنا بعد أكثر منك
البنت : إشلون سولفلي , ودي أعرف
فوزان : شقولك , إنتي خربطتي كل حياتي وقمت أرد البيت مبجر , وطبعا أنا أذا رديت مبجر , الكل يستغرب والوالده تقولي فيك شي
البنت : ليش ؟
فوزان : الناس متعوده علي من البيت للدوام , ومن الدوام للديوانيه , ومن الديوانيه للبيت
البنت : اي ، بس مو حلو جذي أنت باجر وراك زواج , لازم تتعلم على قعدة البيت
فوزان : هذا إذا أحد فكر فيني
البنت : هو !!!!! أنت إشفيك
فوزان : مدربح !
البنت : أى بس الريال مايعيبه شئ
فوزان : لا ، وأزيدك من الشعر بيت , حافي ومنتف يعني ولد فقاره , يعنى طرق المعاش
البنت : أى بس الفلوس مو كل شئ
فوزان : أي مو كل شئ , غلطانه أنتي
البنت : فوزان
فوزان : ياعيون فوزان
البنت : مشكور ، أنت مابحياتك أحد
فوزان : في
البنت : لا , بس أنت قلت لى أنك خالي
فوزان : اى , بس كلهم من طرف واحد
البنت : حبيبي
فوزان : يافلانه ترى ما أقدر على مثل هالكلام ، أسيح ترى حتي الكلام نسيته ، وقمت أقطع ، صرت جني سياره كولت صابين فيها بنزين عادي
البنت يتعالى صوت الضحك: يازين إلى يستحون والله , خلاص ماراح اعيدها
فوزان : لا عيديها خليني أدش الجو مثل عزوز
البنت : منو عزوز؟
فوزان : هذا واحد من الربع , يكلم عشر في وقت واحد
البنت : لها الدرجه حلو !
فوزان : لا ، الله يزيد النعمه ، جذاب من الدرجه الأولى
البنت : عاد مو حلو جذي
فوزان : أي بس البنات ما عندها ذوق , إلى تفكر بواحد مثل هذا
البنت : لا والله أنتوا إلى تلعبون بقلوبنا ، وبعدين إذا مليتوا ، سويتولنا فضايح
فوزان : أنا معاك ، عندي واحد من الربع أسمه جراح , ولد فلوس وعنده شاليه كل يوم ماخذله وحده وموديها الشاليه ، وهدايه من البنات , وإن مل منها شاتها ، والبنات وراه على كثر ما يسوي فيهم ، لا وأزيدك من الشعر بيت , أذا تعرف على وحده , يفتر على خواتها ورفيجاتها
البنت : من صجك !!!!!!!!
فوزان : والله وآ خر شئ يضربهم في بعض و يتمتع بعذابهم
البنت : أسمحلي هذا رفيجك ما يستحي
فوزان : إلا حقير بعد , أنزين أنتي ما حبيتي من قبل ؟
البنت : لا ، بس مره تعرفت علي واحد طلع مايستاهل , عطاني رقمه عند باب الثانوية بالهده ، وإن دقيت عليه كل إشوي يقولي خلينا نطلع، قلتله ما أقدر و أنت تعرف ظروفي ، إخواني صعبين ، قالي أوديك الشقه محد يشوفك ، تصور!!
فوزان : ورحتي ؟
البنت : طاع هذا ، قطعت علاقتي فيه بسرعه , مينونه أنا هذا إلى ناقص , جان إخواني يذبحوني
فوزان : أى يامعوده ديري بالك
البنت : أكيد
فوزان : وبعد
البنت : انا لازم أمشي ، جنه سيارة أخوي وصلت
وينقطع الخط ويسرح فوزان فيها ، فكره توديه وفكره تيبه ، ويستمر الحال كما هو عليه لشهور طويله وأصبح هذا الرجل متيم بتلك الفتاة المجهوله إلى أنه قرر أن يقترن بها مع العلم بأن فوزان لم يلتقيها من قبل , فى الحقيقه قرار صعب , بس قرر أنه اليوم يفتح الموضوع معاها وتعالى رنين الهاتف




فوزان : ألو
البنت : هلا فوزان
فوزان : شوفي , اليوم لازم تقوليلي منو أنتي
البنت : والله ما أقدر, صعبه إشوي
فوزان : على الأقل قوليلي أسمك الأول ، في قرار ودي أقوله لك
البنت : شنو شفيتني ؟
فوزان : أول قوليلي أسمك
البنت : ما أدري شقولك بس توعدني أنه مايطلع بره
فوزان : شنو ماكو ثقه ؟ أنتي تعرفين أني ريال ثقيل 118 كيلو بعد أثقل من جذي يتراوالي وايد !
البنت تقهقه : واي أنت موطبيعي , بس ...
يقاطعها فوزان : قوليلي ، عشان أقولك إلى قررته
البنت : أسمي هديل ، ولا تتطنز
فوزان : بالعكس أسمك حلو، ما بقيتي تقولينه , طلعتي روحي
هديل : سلامت روحك ، شنو تبي تقولي ؟
فوزان بتردد وبمقدمات غير مرتبه : تتزوجيني !
هديل : أكلمك بعد إشوي ، باي



فوزان بينه وبين نفسه، والله حاله شنوهالبلوه ، إشفيها هذي تبي تينني , وفي تلك اللحظه تدخل أم فوزان ، ويفاتحها بموضوع هديل ، وأمه تعارض بشده وعلى قولتها , { شنوهالخطبه ماسمعنا فيها يا وليدي ، دير بالك من هالبني ، إلي يركضون ورى الريال هذولي مافيهم خير } ويقاطعها فوزان بعصبيه ، أي بس هذي غير، الأم تطلب منه تكلماها وتعرف مايتها , وفي تلك اللحظه المصيريه تتصل هديل


فوزان : ألو
هديل : فوزان ، أنت فاجئتني
فوزان : يعني ماتبيني؟
هديل: بالعكس ، بس ما أدري شقولك
فوزان : يعني موافقه ؟
هديل : أي ، بس أعطني وقت أفاتح أهلى
فوزان : أنا من ناحيتي خلصت ، وهاج الوالده بتكلمك
الوالده : ألو
هديل سكرت الخط , ويطول النقاش بينه وبين والدته ، وأكدت هديل أنها من النوع اللعوب , وكان فوزان يدافع عنها بشده ، ورفضت الأم النقاش في هذا الموضوع ، ورفضت البنت كذلك ، وفي وقت متأخر من الليل يعلو رنين الهاتف


فوزان : ألو
هديل : أنت أشفيك ، تبي تفشلني
فوزان : أنتي إلى فشلتيني ، إشلون تصكين الخط بويه الوالده !
هديل : شنو تبيني أسوي , جذي خبط لزق تعالي كلمي أمي , أنت أصلا أحرجتني
فوزان : بالعكس , وبناديها الحين عشان تكلمينها , و لازم تكلمينها
هديل : لحظه ، أنت فاهم غلط , تبي تعرف منو أنا
فوزان : اي
هديل : لحظه أشوي بس جمد أعصابك , أنا عمك جاسم !!! يالخفيف !!
ويتعالى صوت الضحك بالديوانيه , والتعليقات السخيفه والكل يتصل على جهازه النقال ، وفوزان مطنش ، كانت لعبه سخيفه وطويله بنفس الوقت أعتقد طاح فيها ناس وايد من قبل ، بس المشكله أن بطلنا تمادى فى تجريح ناس من ربعه كانوا ملاصقين له ، أدت هذي المزحه السخيفه إلى فقدان أعز الأصدقاء ، وعلي قولته هذولي عزوتي ، طعنت حتي بشرفهم ، ما أقول إلا والله عيب ، و أنصحك يا فوزان ما تعيدها مرة ثانية .

تمت

Celebrity Junky!

Monday, March 20th, 2006


If you are one of those E! viewers, tabloid readers, gossip seekers, all around Celebrity Junkies, here is one more way you can follow the latest news....
Click on the link: STALKER!
Do you think they have gone a bit too far?

A7mar!

Monday, March 20th, 2006
(Thats a lie-t'was kinda fun) Thanks to Misguided's cool ass post! *Clavicles!

My Failaja Bonita video

Sunday, March 19th, 2006
Finally i figured out a way to put a video here in my blog. The first video will be the one I did for my final training project. I'll leave it to that and please tell me what you think.

Moving to Wordpress

Sunday, March 19th, 2006
Dear Blogspot, I'm leaving you for another, less complicated lover. If you would like to visit, you can come by at this address: jewaira.wordpress.com If Wordpress doesn't please me, I just may return to you. It is a trial period because you have made this realtionship too hard for us. I'm sorry Jewaira

Abortion

Saturday, March 18th, 2006
From The Seattle Times, I quote:  “A feminist blogger has posted explicit directions online for a surgical abortion, in reaction to the new South Dakota law all but banning the procedure.Her action troubles activists on both sides of the issue: Is it a harbinger of a return to the era of secret, illegal abortions?” The article discusses the intentions of the blogger and how anti-abortion and

Just Imagine, Ok?

Saturday, March 18th, 2006
The night was dark and they each drove to their homes and simultaneously chatted to each other on their mobile phones.“What would you do if you got pregnant?” He asked her.She replied instantly:  “I won’t.  I’ve taken proper precautions. So it is just not possible.”“Ok, just imagine, ok? Just imagine that you got pregnant?  What would you do?” He persisted.“Well, it just wouldn’t happen but if it

Aborted

Saturday, March 18th, 2006
She writes:Dear Jewaira,I would like to share this story with you all.I went to Lebanon with my friend (B) who is from a non-Arab Muslim country.  We were going to attend a party but B and I went ahead a few days because she needed to have an abortion performed.(B)  is engaged to an Arab fellow and they have been seeing each other for a number of years.  She very carelessly got pregnant and was

Saturday, March 18th, 2006
I was walking by the staircase when I heard Mary, my maid, asking me if I wanted lunch now. On any other day I would have though her huge smile was unusual. Not today. Her smile said a lot. Mostly it said "thank you". It said thank you for appreciating what I do around here, thank you for being there for me, for believing me. She smiled for her hero, the one who defended her. I don’t feel like a hero, I don’t feel like a man for doing what I did. I think I was wrong.

Mary, an Indian woman in her early thirties, had a fight with Sophie, the other maid. Sophie is African, e7bishiya, about 19 years old. Unable to settle their own differences, they spread their problem to the rest of the household staff, with the majority supporting Sophie….not wanting to get into more details, I'll just tell you what I did today. Mary came to my room crying about how Sophie is falsely accusing her of stealing five KD from her. I was angry.

I have been alone at home for about a week now, everyone else is outta the country. All through the week I've been sick, still am. The only person who's been by my side helping me out physically was Mary. I trust her and appreciate all the work she does, especially now. To hear her cry and say that she wanted to leave just made my blood boil. I knew no one else around the house liked her and they all treated her badly, but to accuse her of this, they have gone too far now.

I suddenly found myself racing with anger. I walked up the stares to find Sophie sitting on the steps with her hand around her knees. I wanted them to stop. I wanted to scare her a little. I began to scream n shout, point and threaten. I didn’t realize what exactly I was doing until I raised my hand in the air pointing upstairs, and her reaction was to scream and cover her head. I stood there for a second. I was staring at her shaking and crying, she was scared to death. I left, went to my room. I was so aggravated my hands started to shake. I stood there for a minute looking at myself, trying to cool down the anger. My window was opened. I could hear someone on the roof. Someone on the roof was crying. I decided to take a shower. It cooled me down. Twenty minutes later back in my room I could still hear her crying on the roof. Oh my god, what have I become. Now I started to remember her face. How innocent and young it looked. I felt guilty.




Later in the day a friend who I adore suddenly told me that they don’t like me anymore….and it's killing me

Clueless

Saturday, March 18th, 2006
I find it funny that I never question somethin until I'm asked to explain it. Today I had a very interesting (prolly only to me) about arabic nicknames. It just confused the hell outa my friend but in the end he surprisingly got it. so today's victim is : Mohammed (Shaheen is busy) Clueless: So why did you call him Mhamad isn't his name Mohammed? Jan6a: Yeah in Arabic its pronounced

My toothpaste problem

Saturday, March 18th, 2006
I had to go buy a new toothpaste but man i really had a tough time choosing one. I usually buy Sensodyne but there were 10 different Sensodynes. There was;
The extra whiting
The long lasting
The extra sentsetive
The maximum strength
The extra maximum strength
The full protection
The fresh impact
The cool gel
The original flavor
The tartar control
The baking soda
The extra whiting
Four years back we really didn't have such a problem, there was only the mint and the fresh Sensodyne. Anyhow i ended buying the extra whiting, the fresh impact, the extra maximum strength, the long lasting, and the extra sentsetive. I be using all of those at once to get the best out of every one of them ;).
all of those are just one brand .

Tag

Saturday, March 18th, 2006
Tagged by he lives in q8

hatha a3fas mukan eb my room, oo ohwa ilmukan illy dayman ma9kook fa ma ashoof il3afsa :p fa 3aady mo haamny enna 3afeeeesa!

hatha killa :p



hatha illy foug ;p


oo hatha lemgha6a ;p



yallaaa now say shino mawjood :p

Mishari’s Wife (4)

Friday, March 17th, 2006
Mishari feels drugged with grief.  It has been weeks since her death.  This week he returned to work but not to the living.  He walks through family gatherings like a man disconnected from his body.  He is numb except for the constant dull hum in his head and the burning in his stomach.  It’s not hunger he feels, but a raw, gnawing feeling from the inside.  He does not visit diwanea.  His sister

My new career

Friday, March 17th, 2006
I am going to change my career after what I have discovered in me; I did something that could change my life forever I did something that I never knew that I could do. I can cook .. I am going to be a chef. Look At What I Have Cooked

where the hell is the security!!

Friday, March 17th, 2006

i stayed up on wednesday to watch what was happening to a jail in jerisho and this amazed me soo much…israeli troops were bombing the hell out of the place just to get some guys who were actually prisoners!!!..can u believe that!! why would they do that?? first, lets get the facts straight…

1.a guy called Ahmed Sa3adat was in jail and they want him badly

2.he was tried by a palestinian court and sentenced to jail

3.american/british troops were guarding Sa3adat’s jail

guess what, the american/british troops all of a sudden disapeared just before the israeli troops decided to go in..nice idea guys;) 

what really pisses me off is the fact that israel motives are that there are fears that the palestinian authority would set Sa3adat free!!!!!

why would they let him go if they put him there in the first place?? and is that really the way to solve things?? just ask for the the guy and they’ll be happy to hand him !!

 

 

Job Predictor

Friday, March 17th, 2006
I received an email where you enter your name and it predicts your job, so I decided to try to list some bloggers and their jobs. This should be interesting!

Blogger-----------------Job Predicted

Tequila69---------------Topless Model
Kabalah-----------------Satan
Purgatory--------------
Traffic Warden
Boghazi-----------------
Pirate
Q--------------------------
Big Game Hunter
Nibaq--------------------
As the Speaking Clock
Jazz Central-----------
Lap Dancer
Judy Abbott-----------
Soap Actor
Mosan-------------------
Church Minister
Crappy Nappy--------
Cowboy
CheekyMonkey-------
Bearded Lady in the Circus
Entrepenuer-----------
Professional Tramp
Tweego-----------------
Evil Boss
meWho!-----------------Porn Star
The Stallion------------Lumberjack



Im quitting my job!! Im gona be rich ;)

first tag ever!!!!!

Friday, March 17th, 2006

Thanks to adorra ;p

Name four jobs you have had in your life:
1) student
2) teacher
3) friend
4) blogger ;p

Four movies you would watch over and over:
1) love actually
2) as good as it gets
3) big fish
4) Jerry McGuir

Four places you have lived in:
1) Kuwait
2) London
3) US of A
4) Saudia of A

Four TV shows you love to watch:
1) Everybody loves Raymond
2) Seinfeld
3) Family Guy
4) Lost

Four places you have been on vacation:
1) Las Vegas
2) Sweden
3) Turkey
4) France

Four websites you visit daily:
1) www.channel4.com
2) blogs
3) investopedia.com
4) www.hotmail.com

Four of your favourite foods:
1) beef & chicken teriyaki with fried rice and extra hot sauce
2) kobe burgers
3) home cooked baryani
4) butter chicken
5) bo6aaaaaaaa6(I know but 4 is just not enough ;p)

Four places you would rather be right now:
1) on a beach, any beach
2) NYC(hometown)
3) taking a space walk
4) with a friend having dinner & a movie

I suppose I have to tag some bloggers now, well if you comment on this post consider yourself tagged ;p

The Closer I Get To You

Friday, March 17th, 2006
I loved this song by the Late Luther Vandross & My lovely Singer Beyonce cuz this song shows what im feeling in the past few dayz .. so listin to it & you'll know what im feeling . Listen & enjoy .

For you girls..

Thursday, March 16th, 2006

Today like any other day.. I finished work and headed to my car .. As I was walking in the car park I noticed footsteps behind me.. Didn't think much of it.. Got into my car and before turning the ignition on I locked the doors like I always do .. A reflection in the rear mirror caught my attention .. Three young guys where standing behind my car talking and watching my foreign plate number.. Something weary about the way they stood.. I was alone and they were fully aware of it..

I was alarmed but I made sure not to show any signs of panic.. Turned on the ignition in a mechanical fashion .. Put the gear on reverse in a reckless manner.. I saw their smiles and smirks.. Again didn't show any sort of emotions.. They stood there for 2 seconds and then started walking towards my car.. I switched the gear back and moved my way without looking at them..

All the way home I kept thinking about an email that I received from a dear friend .. A group of rapists and date rapists were interviewed while in prison on what they look for in a victim..
Here are some interesting facts :
  • Hair style : they are more likely to go after women with easily grabbed hair style specially long hair, ponytail ..Etc short hair women are not as common targets.
  • Clothing : They look for women with easily removed clothing.. However some of them carry scissors just in case .
  • Distracted : Women on their cell phones , searching through their purse , doing other activities while walking are easily taken off guard and overpowered.
  • Timing : Men usually attack and/or abduct women between 5-8 am
  • Location : Best places are grocery stores parking lots , Office parking lots, public restrooms which are public and yet have some privacy aspects to it.. Gives them time to pick a victim and plan the attack.

what can we do in a case of confrontation..

  • The most important rule is NEVER allow the attacker to move you into another location.. Because it will definitely be a better location for him !
  • Yell as hard as you can saying words like HELP , FIRE ! Because everybody respond to a fire alert !
  • Put up any kind of fight ! The attackers get discouraged when you fight recognising that its time-consuming.
  • Carry pepper spray or an umbrella or any other object that can be used at a DISTANCE . Car keys are not as good because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as such.
  • Make yourself KNOWN ! If you feel that someone is following you or got with you in an elevator .. Look them in the eyes and start asking questions like .. "What time is it?" .. Or " its getting really cold/hot these days" .. Now you can identify their faces and can pick them up in a line-up.. Which will discourage the attacker .
  • In the case of someone grabbing you from behind.. You can't beat them with strength however you can outsmart them.. Pinch the attacker under the arm or in the upper inner thigh VERY VERY HARD ! It hurts and can catch him off guard.. After that ALWAYS go for the GROIN !

the key thing is to always be aware of your surroundings .. Be alert and go with your instincts !

L O S E R S

Thursday, March 16th, 2006
Why are guys such a disappointment? It's as if they were made at the same factory. They have the following quote stamped on their butts "I'm selfish, arrogant and way too proud for you."

Why is it that when everything is going so well suddenly they panic and bail out? What's wrong with u? Then, when they realize that they've lost someone special they regret what they've done but are too proud to do anything about it.

And they don't know how to communicate. They always think that women want to fight becoz they've decided to have the "talk". They run away from everything. Losers!

Oh and let's not forget the cheating because "I'm a man!" I can screw around with 3 or 4 women and they're all dumb enuf not to find out about each other. Yeah well u just wait becoz that's going to come and bite u in the ass later on loser.

And they say women are complex. Yeah right!

My hobby

Thursday, March 16th, 2006
I went fishing for some good pictures and i really got what i wanted. you can either go to my Flickr album, http://www.flickr.com/photos/alkuwaiti/, and take a very long long look or stay here and take very short look. Ohh yeah thanks to my friend bo 3dol for his help.





I Love you Jeeehny!

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006
Im the kind of person who whenever I see anyone running I automatically say (out loud might I add) "Ruuun Forrest! Ruuuuuuun!" Yes I am geeziya* and proud. Leave me alone. *tried to Shift F7 this word but I got nothing. So Forrest Gump. You think of that movie and what comes to mind other than: "My momma always said, Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna

وناسة .. !!

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006

السمة الغالبة .. مادري الدنيا حلوة صراحة .. مهما كان اللي تواجهه هم الدنيا حلوة والله لؤل ..

هالأسبوع .. كان فيه الإختبارات القصيرة .. عدة اختبارات ..

و بعد ما عزمت اني اشد حيلي .. قدمت الإختبارات تقديما جيدا و بلاء حسناً لؤل ..

صج يعني راحة لما جذي ..

الثقة قبل الإمتحان والله تسوي شغل ..

نتمنى انها فاتحة خير على الفترة الياية .. ياخي كلها جم شهر شفيك مو قادر تصبر لؤل ..

المهم .. يوم الأثنين مادري شنو كان في نسيت لؤل ..
يوم الثلاثاء كان عندنا يوم مفتوح .. قعدت الساعة 7 و خذيتلي شاور على السريع و لبست و كشخت . بدلتي الوردية فديتها ..

ييت المدرسة و معاي الجنطة .. ييت انزل .. اطالع الجنطة .. من صجي انا ؟ .. خليتها لؤؤل

دشيت .. وكل من شاف سلم و زقرت يعني افا عليكم .. سلمنا على الشباب و حسنا و فرينا ..

طافكم عمر .. بشد الحبل .. فظييع يا عالم فظييع ..

طبعا حصل لنا السبق الصحفي بتصوير الملتاع - الوكيل الحصري لنكات البالتوك الزرق “البديل” في الشرق الأوسط - .. و طبعا كان يبي فيديو .. ما يبي يصور .. والله انك وحش يالملتاع .. اقول .. احنا ما نعرفه شنو اسمه الصجي للحين لؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤل توني احس و انا قاعد اكتب لؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤل
يتني الحالة لؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤل
كااااااااااااااااااااااااااااك
كااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااك

صج صج ما نعرف اسمه كااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااك

لضيق الوقت بكمل بعدين ..

كااااااااك ما نعرف اسمه لؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤل

يمه منك يالملتاع ولك ابتسامتك عجيييبة لؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤل

ماجد .. يتبع لؤل ..

بس لؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤل ..

بطني بس يا جماعة الملتاع شقني كااااااااااااااااااااااااك

ماجد ..

Parents can be cute sometimes

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006
The best lecture I got from my parents was the one right before I went to college. Why? Well for me I was in the states and my parents came and spent the summer there before university classes started. They gave me a lecture of what was expected and what I should worry about and stuff like that. Hmmm, come to think of it, the best part of that lecture was me knowing that my parents are leaving the states and going back to Kuwait in less than an hour. FREEDOM! After dropping them off at the airport, the first thing I did I went to my living room, in my boxers only, sat down, put my legs on the coffee table, turned on Mtv as loud as possible, and lit up a cigarette. Later on I wanted to catch a movie, there was a theater next to my place that showed independent movies and I thought I'd check it out. So I went inside my closet, and guess what I saw in there, a letter hanging on the wall from dear ol mom. "homer 7abiby la tinsa takwee ehdooomik gable la ti6laa3". At that moment I realized how much I missed them. For about three more days I would find similar letters from my mom placed in various locations around my apartment, each with a kind word and a concerned advice. My favorite letter was the one I found under my pillow, it reads:

حبيبي هومر
اكتب لك هده الرسالة و انا الى طريقي الى السفر الى لندن
ارجو من الله و ادعوه دايما ان يعطيك الصحة و السعادة و راحة البال
و ان يساعدك و يكون بجانبك ليل و نهارو في كل الاوقات
علشان يحميك و يجعل كل خطواتك نجاح و توفيق
عمري و حبيبي
اتمنى ان تكون دايمان هومر الدكي
هومر الحبيب
هومر المجتهد
هومر حبيب امه و ابوه


How sweet is my mom ha? ;p

AhAhAHhhhhhAHhhhAHHH!!!!

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006



Why do we wake up in the morning? Wash up, get dressed, get into the car, drive to work, all at the same time, rush, and start the day with a cup of coffee, then get barried in work, the politics, the paper work, manage to have a bite, keep working, working. Then now it’s time to head back, everyone leaves the office, rush through traffic, go home, the gym, or where ever it is you are heading. Socialize/ or stay home according to mood. Eat dinner, unless you’re on a diet, Note: Why are you dieting? Really if you are one of those dieters please answer the question. Now it’s time to probably watch some TV, catch up with family, spouse, kids whatever till it’s time to go to bed. Now you are in bed, sleep, sleep, sleep, cause you have to do it all over again tomorrow, quick close your eyes, try, I know it’s hard, some of us wonder, some of us force sleep, some of us have an instant switch.

Getting dressed, corporate! Dishadasha? Women, skirts, or pants? Casual? Jeans, we all own a pair of jeans. Are jeans really comfortable? No! But everyone has one, we all wear jeans. I swear I have a point, just bare with me. Food, what do people eat? You know what’s funny. I find that people are classified into two genres, people who eat sushi, and people who eat it. You know why, because sushi is hip these days you have to like sushi!.

Do we ever really do what we want to do? or are we just products of a forced disposition?
I rememeber Heidegger and his theory of being. According to Heidegger there is no such thing as self. There is what he calls a they-self. Being a part of the world is the only way one could feel content, if anyone tries to break through, or be anything but a part of the world, then that causes anxiety in return. So self does not exsist. Indivisuality does not exsist. Would you dare face the wall instead of the person you are meeting with? Even if you felt like it, would you do it?
No. We just wake up, wash up, get into our cars, and go to work.

Come on the brave, who actually thinks they are UNIQUE?


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